Aero vs. Zelph {Aero wins}
 

@Aero
@Zaddy
@zunto
@Zelph

Ion fuck with 12s but that's what we're doing.

Talk to me nice.

This is where you die


12 it is.

@Zaddy @Aero

Due today

*Scene*

Aero & Zelph's Girl are eating Taco Bell in his bed.
All of the sudden they hear the sound of keys in the door way.

Zelph's frantic Hoe: Escape through the window!

Aero: OK I'll hide in the bushes and wait until he's asleep so we can FUCK.



She yelled

Leave or your ass is grass, I knew it was either flight or attack
A burrito & an hour later with no TP I guess she was right about that
I started texting death threats, flesh wounds from the heat in my hand
She's reading thinking it's spam, yea bitch I'm taking meat from the can
Zelph snatched her phone, she took a drink, knew it'd be a long night
Started choking & smirked "It's my throat, I guess it went down the wrong pipe"
I screamed "Zelph, Bayou ghosted you in Miami!" dude was just terrified
Faaaaam, that Blue catfish is the biggest in America & Google will verify
Clown, dates see ya lip & associate words but it doesn't suggest malice
Shit like "I'm torn, I gotta split.. ahh fuck it what's up with the cleft palate"
His bitch laughed off this cop's proposal, he's like "she's playing, it can't be"
Guess he knows what it's like going down on a knee & someone saying they cant breathe

Aero aka Austin


Whole life is a lie. We haven’t heard the truth from bro in a while
Aero? Aero? Aero? Is code for how his people say hello wen they smile
Blast em in the teeth as I catch em in his sleep - but the tools vary
Too scary.. I’ll even leave a nickel under his pillow like the tooth fairy
Im doing drastic damage. Wen I aim at ur lil world how will this cappin’ manage
Either a swole dude brings ur Planeteers or the 5 rings on ur kids like Captain Planet
Of course sticks will blam, but I’ll do more than just bring the cans..
Hell, I’ve been bullying Austin his whole career like Vince McMahon
Ur whole fam is crazy. A pop to the dome’ll leave em’ dead & buried
Try to run & pole will separate ur sis’ head frm her body like Hereditary
Always been a scammer. Wen things get tense ur known to run n scamper
Whack-a-mole; no matter what hole he crawls out of he’s gettin popped by a hammer

Zelph won... I read it thoroughly both dudes.. the tooth fairy line by zelph was a great idea... could've been worded or thought out to better one... but still good. The captain planet... HEEEE'S ARE HERO GONNA TAKE POLUTION DOWN TO ZERO! I'm a 90's kid so I knew that, was good but could've been better. Vince bullying stone cold... dope... that was written right.


Aero had a bunch of stuff that didn't hit to me, granted a lot of it was personal shit that I don't know anything about. But like i've said before if all ya personal lines is good and hard hitting, you're assuming on a big scale that people know ya personal shit.


Zelph wins for sure.

Nice battle

Aero

Lmao.. Hilarious move. But this wasnt just silly shit.. There were some sick lines. You managed to weave together great lines in a funny story. Last six couplets were money

Zelph

Aero, tooth fairy, hereditary and closer were fire.

To me aero doing something really original and still putting together heat is what makes the difference for me

Vote- aero

I’m not touching this.

Leave or your ass is grass, I knew it was either flight or attack
A burrito & an hour later with no TP I guess she was right about that
smfh
I started texting death threats, flesh wounds from the heat in my hand
She's reading thinking it's spam, yea bitch I'm taking meat from the can
haha, pretty clever tbh. set up was great. dig it but not very hard hitting
Zelph snatched her phone, she took a drink, knew it'd be a long night
Started choking & smirked "It's my throat, I guess it went down the wrong pipe"
haha fire. great wit bar
I screamed "Zelph, Bayou ghosted you in Miami!" dude was just terrified
Faaaaam, that Blue catfish is the biggest in America & Google will verify
lol great personal worded very well. good hit
Clown, dates see ya lip & associate words but it doesn't suggest malice
Shit like "I'm torn, I gotta split.. ahh fuck it what's up with the cleft palate"
gooone. delivery made this great. another good followup personal and fresh angle on an often done concept
His bitch laughed off this cop's proposal, he's like "she's playing, it can't be"
Guess he knows what it's like going down on a knee & someone saying they cant breathe
lol again. good current event punch setup well with good comedic payoff


vs.


Whole life is a lie. We haven’t heard the truth from bro in a while
Aero? Aero? Aero? Is code for how his people say hello wen they smile
lol good fresh nameplay , liked this
Blast em in the teeth as I catch em in his sleep - but the tools vary
Too scary.. I’ll even leave a nickel under his pillow like the tooth fairy
cool gun bar
Im doing drastic damage. Wen I aim at ur lil world how will this cappin’ manage
Either a swole dude brings ur Planeteers or the 5 rings on ur kids like Captain Planet
creative but i didnt like the 'bring ur Planeteers or" part of the punch
Of course sticks will blam, but I’ll do more than just bring the cans..
Hell, I’ve been bullying Austin his whole career like Vince McMahon
solid straightforward nameplay. good not great
Ur whole fam is crazy. A pop to the dome’ll leave em’ dead & buried
Try to run & pole will separate ur sis’ head frm her body like Hereditary
great flick. tie in couldve been better then 'ur whole fam is crazy' but this was a cool gun bar
Always been a scammer. Wen things get tense ur known to run n scamper
Whack-a-mole; no matter what hole he crawls out of he’s gettin popped by a hammer
decentlty creative generic gun bar but they're over done at this point...i did a wack a mole concept in the past too so for me personally this one wasnt as fresh


Yeah this is a nice contrast of styles and i can see people being on compeltely different sides of this one. Aero's opener was his classic cornball cheese that aired to far on the corny side to hit, but the last 4 bars were all dope. Zelph had the funny nameplay opener, and was solid throughout with "prettyb good" gunbar concepts throughout

This will be style preference to the reader for sure....and aeros witty wording & comedic verse was more enjoyable to me ... can def see this going either way depending on what ppl are looking for


Vote - Aero

Aero-The first was funny, but with all the build up I expected more. 2nd line I want mad about.wrong pipe was good. The I’m split was lotb. Catfish wasn’t a hit for me though nice imagery. closer was decent.

Overall though it was a funny ass verse. Had entertainment value.

Zelph- opener was funny. Nickel was okay bit basic, dressed up well. I get the tie in of planteers but doesn’t work for me when I read it. Bullying Austin was okay. Hereditary was cool.bopped with the hammer was decent.

It was a decent verse overall. A couple of concepts could’ve been refined better.

I’ve got opener, wrong pipe, I’m torn lotb, close
Vs opener hereditary and closer

V/Aero

Honestly, Aero’s whole verse was fire.. the approach he took & the execution was pretty flawless & so outside the box. Very tough to counter that even w/ a jab- heavy verse like Zelph had here. Only bar I wasn’t feeling from Aer was meat from the can/Spam, but it still wasn’t terrible

Zelph really impressed me here.. he had a lot of good punches & mixed them up well, pretty much a textbook above-average drop — but it wasn’t enough to overcome Aero here

v/ Aero

Spam, Cleft Palate, can’t breathe

Vs.

Captain Planet, Whack a Mole

This was an enjoyable read. Aero did his Aero thing, but this was the best I’ve seen him do it. Some really dope stuff in there. Zelph had a really good verse too. I feel like some of his lines were close to being quotes but didn’t quite hit for me. Very close but I have Aero here with one more quote. Nice job, guys.

Okay I’m going Aero here and here’s why

It was hilarious and if I’m laughing all the way through your verse it doesn’t have to be gritty or punch heavy. The shit read well.

Zelph your verse was good man, sucks that you got matched up against this experiment. Next time just set that fuckin scene baby boy


Vote aero

This was a weird one to vote on. I generally think story-telling/gimmick verses don’t work, unless they’re REALLY on point. So, although the first four lines of Aero’s verse were funny (and I kinda can’t believe he even attempted it), I didn’t think it very hard. But, the rest of his verse kept that comedic edge and moved into traditional punchline territory.. and was pretty solid.

Zelph had the more traditional verse. It was pretty good. But, I didn’t think any of the punches particularly stood out.

All in all, I think Aero edged it with his humor. He wins.

Ok all trolling aside I think aero got this. He had less misses to me, even though zelph had some cool bars, he also had a couple that I think he should’ve scrapped.

Y’all can handle this voting however you want but I’m gonna be on the right side of history

V/ aero

Not so fast

Zelph got this



Aero tried an angle and I salute his creativity and dedication to comedy angles


But it didn’t work for me on this day

Whack a mole was okay. Hereditary was poorly worded and random but the reference is okay once understood. Vince McMahon used to get slapped around by Austin so that wasn’t a hit. 5 rings was good. Nickel was light. Too many gun bars overall.

Aeros my guy but that verse was a miss to me. Just didn’t resonate with me. I liked the humour but the bars weren’t there imo

Vote Zelph

Seen aero use this style a few times now and I've always really enjoyed it, find it so refreshing. This is probably his best one yet as well. Lots of cool humour, the down the wrong pipe is a definite stand out. Polly reread this battle the most of the ones I've seen. Issue I had was whilst funny and excluding the pipe bar I felt everything else just sort of came of abit light. Funny, but light. Z wasn't lacknib lolz either. Opener was hillarious to me. Nickel was coo, 5 rings probably the best bar although could of been done better, wrestlinf bar was so so, heridatory missed, closer felt a bit close to planet bar but worked.

Overall another style clash, aero gets mad props for the style freshness and Lols, but the more I read it back the less funny aero's becomes after initial impact.

Vote z