UserName vs. Coop {UserName wins}
 

@UserName
@Coop

12 is fine.

Cool

FEEL THE HEAT

I don’t respect you, I know you’re a slouch in a bout
So I’m just gonna use this bar as an opener, like Ouch when he’s out
I’m just loungin’ about, while you must have the worst depression
The only gun line I'm in, is at the Pawn Shop sellin' your murder weapon
Clowned from a distance, now I'll win this round in an instant
He's had his back against the wall so much, it has mounting equipment
He's blind to facts, we know you're gay, it's not like we try to laugh
Not when 'Matte Black' isn’t just a paint for him, it's his Grindr Match
Lyin' ass, this guy date rapes, and his promises are hollow too
Although his dates get rags to their lips more than Molotov bottles do
Lord knows, I’m a God to you, but his votes make me sad to hit him
‘Cuz If ANY of my lines are 3/10, ...it's in a "strokes until orgasm" system

What a let down....

I thought I'd get a high-end legend. User? One punch & his fatass is leakin
NC hates me so much I must be on probation: I keep getting trash on the weakend
The whole site thinks I'm crazy. You'd think the odds were stacked in your favor
But how you gonna cook me? You the only 'seasoned vet' who lacks any flavor
Fatboy wants beef but can't handle the steaks. Ya punches aint swell, son:
It’s extra-rare when they’re red, cuz ya verses are NEVER well-done
He wrote 20 at first, but saw it was only weak shit from outta storage
So this dumbass cut some lines down, now his verse has a power shortage
I know you dyin for a win, but it's a reach dude. It takes no effort to beat you
But since ur still all gassed up, go ahead n mix ammonia and bleach too
Been here a decade & STILL a bum bitch who never won shit; An irrelevant buffoon
who can't get anyone to talk about him... he's the biggest elephant in the room


@Da Brayn Lord go head & post his weak shit

I don’t respect you, I know you’re a slouch in a bout
So I’m just gonna use this bar as an opener, like Ouch when he’s out
this whole I can afford to waste a bar angle is pretty played but the flip is kinda relevant I guess
I’m just loungin’ about, while you must have the worst depression
The only gun line I'm in, is at the Pawn Shop sellin' your murder weapon
works if you know coop hates gun lines
Clowned from a distance, now I'll win this round in an instant
He's had his back against the wall so much, it has mounting equipment
Decent
He's blind to facts, we know you're gay, it's not like we try to laugh
Not when 'Matte Black' isn’t just a paint for him, it's his Grindr Match
Lol but it doesn’t really work
Lyin' ass, this guy date rapes, and his promises are hollow too
Although his dates get rags to their lips more than Molotov bottles do
This is nice and a fresh angle
Lord knows, I’m a God to you, but his votes make me sad to hit him
‘Cuz If ANY of my lines are 3/10, ...it's in a "strokes until orgasm" system
Lol



I thought I'd get a high-end legend. User? One punch & his fatass is leakin
NC hates me so much I must be on probation: I keep getting trash on the weakend
Decent start
The whole site thinks I'm crazy. You'd think the odds were stacked in your favor
But how you gonna cook me? You the only 'seasoned vet' who lacks any flavor
Seasoned been done to death but the flip is ok
Fatboy wants beef but can't handle the steaks. Ya punches aint swell, son:
It’s extra-rare when they’re red, cuz ya verses are NEVER well-done
Wp is all pretty played but all In combination it works well
He wrote 20 at first, but saw it was only weak shit from outta storage
So this dumbass cut some lines down, now his verse has a power shortage
Had to re-read as set up sounds like a self-diss. Decent overall
I know you dyin for a win, but it's a reach dude. It takes no effort to beat you
But since ur still all gassed up, go ahead n mix ammonia and bleach too
this is nice
Been here a decade & STILL a bum bitch who never won shit; An irrelevant buffoon
who can't get anyone to talk about him... he's the biggest elephant in the room
Decent closer


This is closer than I thought it would be. User I’ve seen you drop way better. Your verse had the wit and comedy angles but a lot of well executed jabs and no haymakers. Coop you were consistently good but a lot of the wp was kinda played / basic. I’ll say Molotov rags was LOTB so I’ll give it to Usee on that and just slightly wittier, more original ideas. Props to both though this was close.

Vote - User

Vs

I’ve got date rape rags / Molotov bottles and mountain equipment as my two favourite bars... then maybe the depression / gun line so already, I’ve got User taking this. Coop, I didn’t think you had a bad verse at all bro I just think you were outpunched by your opponent here. The bars I weren’t feeling from you were a hair worse than users too...

User wins

User - this was interesting. The concepts were there but lacked the sting. lol at the opener.. Molotov was cool too..

Coop - trash on weekend coolish, gassed up line was an almost for me..


User had more unique concepts a couple of Coop's concepts have been done a lot and that's why vote is for User.

So confused at Matte Black not getting love.... concept is fresh and hilarious to me lol

Pawn shop, mounting eq, matte black, Molotov

Vs


Gassed up



Coop was way too played here. User had a good lot of funny bars and fresh concepts....he took it props to both

Vote - User

This was a lot closer than I expected (although, to be fair, I don’t think I’ve ever read a Coop verse). Ive just seen User drop some really solid stuff.

That said, I’ve seen much better from User than this verse. Seemed like half-assed it. From a punchline/concept perspective, the two verses weren’t that far apart. Ultimately, I think User’s was a little wittier and the wording/execution was a lot better. So, User takes it.

I don’t respect you, I know you’re a slouch in a bout
So I’m just gonna use this bar as an opener, like Ouch when he’s out
lol decent opener
I’m just loungin’ about, while you must have the worst depression
The only gun line I'm in, is at the Pawn Shop sellin' your murder weapon
i don’t see anything special about this one
Clowned from a distance, now I'll win this round in an instant
He's had his back against the wall so much, it has mounting equipment
pretty cool here
He's blind to facts, we know you're gay, it's not like we try to laugh
Not when 'Matte Black' isn’t just a paint for him, it's his Grindr Match
nah
Lyin' ass, this guy date rapes, and his promises are hollow too
Although his dates get rags to their lips more than Molotov bottles do
creative with an OK punch
Lord knows, I’m a God to you, but his votes make me sad to hit him
‘Cuz If ANY of my lines are 3/10, ...it's in a "strokes until orgasm" system
nah

1 good
1 ok
1 decent
3 misses


Vs


I thought I'd get a high-end legend. User? One punch & his fatass is leakin
NC hates me so much I must be on probation: I keep getting trash on the weakend
cool opener
The whole site thinks I'm crazy. You'd think the odds were stacked in your favor
But how you gonna cook me? You the only 'seasoned vet' who lacks any flavor
oh no you didn’t just use a seasoned vet bar
Fatboy wants beef but can't handle the steaks. Ya punches aint swell, son:
It’s extra-rare when they’re red, cuz ya verses are NEVER well-done
again this is played
He wrote 20 at first, but saw it was only weak shit from outta storage
So this dumbass cut some lines down, now his verse has a power shortage
i feel like I’m time traveling at this point
I know you dyin for a win, but it's a reach dude. It takes no effort to beat you
But since ur still all gassed up, go ahead n mix ammonia and bleach too
i liked this, cool
Been here a decade & STILL a bum bitch who never won shit; An irrelevant buffoon
who can't get anyone to talk about him... he's the biggest elephant in the room
nah


2 good
4 misses



This one is a tough battle for me to judge. Username has traditional simplistic setup/punchline wording that, in my opinion, take away from total overall impact of the actual punch. Nothing was worded bad in his verse, but bars that could’ve been dope kinda fell short for me due to the generic simplicity of them. Coop also has some pretty good wording, except his wording has a bit more impact than Usernames. Coops issue is that he may be a bit out of touch with what’s played and what’s not. He had a couple of good bars, but even those weren’t super fresh concepts. Also had 4 misses for such played concepts that you just can’t overlook. Close here but I have Username taking it for fresher concepts.


Vote UserName

Yeah user won


It was old style vs old concepts here