Week 8: Sinacog vs Machete Jo - MJ WINS
 

You all know the rules, but if you need reminding go look at the stickied rule thread. Records updated in rankings.

DUE Sunday, @Sinacog @Machete Jo

I’ll burn you to confetti; you faggot; you couldn’t eat strings with spaghetti!
You couldn’t book talent with the setting; you couldn’t ‘cut coke’ with a machete!

This final fantasy faggot. Bet Pegasus pegging him’s the fruity porn his ass clicks
He rid into battle on a sybian saddle with a unicorn attachment.

Another sin battle where sin does t even diss his opponent.


Jo I liked this angle of calling him a faggot!

V/jo

I got jo

Cog with tax or sharp multis didn’t do enough this week

lmaooo this battle is horrible.

If you completely ignor everything else in the punch, the couldnt cut coke with a machete is kinda a coherent punch. I cut coke/literally cut coke is trash, but it ain’t trash trash. Rest of the punch was fuckery.

No this shit was trash too. Kinda OD’d on the yay stuff imo but I guess if you use your imagination it’s kinda funny. This was really a ping though just kinda a humorous statement bar.

Pains me to say this but I got Sin winning in an absolute pillow fight of a battle. Cut coke is actually a punch (elementary but still) so i my to Sin for...punching...

Battle of the season

I got Jo here for the comedy factor , rid/Sybian tie in and a great 5 syllable multi

I’ve got Sinacog here with the Machete tie-in

hood classic fo sho

I got Jo here but didn't really think much of either bar. Sinacog might have gotten this in my eyes if he came with as coherent of a punch as he has been the last couple weeks but think Jo edged it in a very shaky battle

V/Machete

Vote machete.. better bar but that's not saying much

I can't vote because of either references... so I can't really say


but I can say when I first joined up and saw machete jo who's some sort of alt or something... I Was like yo he ripped it I don't want to fuck around with him

but I don't know because I dunno about final fantasy reference