Week 6 Champ: Blue Bayou vs Innovator - BLUE BAYOU WINS
 

You all know the rules, but if you need reminding go look at the stickied rule thread. Records updated in rankings.

DUE Sunday, @Inno @Blue Bayou

Welcome

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fuck you thought? in this race ama play hop scotch wit yah torso n face....
I’ll stomp yah chest in! Literally take foot steps to a blue ribbon for first place!

Blue:

ur wife WORSHIPS my cock. praisin’ while she’s ridin’ on my swollen flesh
calls miner shining light then keeps workin’ the shaft harder than a coal exec

Both had sence of humar
BB punchline nice and smooth
Personals entertaining
Vote inno

Fucking close... liked innos concept more but dug bbs execution better. Ima give this to blue. If inno worded his a tad different and added multi in there it would have been harsher.

V/bb

Vote Blue. Wasn’t feeling the way Inno worded his punch and Blue had a solid line with some connections.

Inno
Decent np attempt but the execution is all over the place. Not feeling

BB
Made sense, less out of order. Kind of feeling

Mvgt Blue

Shaft wordplay was weak and played

Innos was cool just not worded perfect

Vote inno

It's a tough call because i didn't think either bar was perfect, I'd lean towards Inno if his was worded a tad different but i guess I'll roll with Blue. His was a smoother read and made its point
V/BB

Inno had a cool bar here, with tweaking I could see it going in his favor. Blue has experience & executed what he did well. I've got Blue here

V- BB

I do like me a ‘your wife’s a hoe’ bar, however looking at Inno, concept was cool and technical but only 3 quarters of the way there in terms of wording for mine. I’ll have go with the crowd and run with blue balls on this occasion, purely on smooth delivery which I feel is the most important aspect of a bar.

V-bb

Blue wins