Week 4: INF Vs Chemist - CHEM WINS
 

You all know the rules, but if you need reminding go look at the rule thread. Records updated in rankings.

DUE MONDAY,

@Chemist @INF

Posting tomorrow.

It's a hoax if he's the only 1 left standing. I'll sweep him away like a true savage.
Shots to his circle, watch the stick go viral - #broomchallenge.

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Fuck ur biochem i'm drawin weapons. Iron up - ain't salt w/ ferrous
Heat to his lids pop in seconds, what I pack leave his noodle steaming; college freshman

chemist -- I don't even know what the broom challenge is, I could guess, I guess, but it kind of missed me... I'm not super old or anything but i'm not 16 years old and most people on here aren't... I know a lot of internet memes and blah blah whatever challenges on youtube and stuff.. but I've never heard of what you were referencing, and so if I haven't a lot of people haven't it was a bad choice to reference. If it flew over my head it probably flew over a lot of peoples heads... good try to reference something obscure and try to make a new punchline, but nah.

INF - pretty good line... I get it, like ramen noodles/cup o noodles and stuff eating it in college... it wasn't great but not bad and it made sense to me so

vote - INF

but I almost want to vote for chemist because of his hot mexican weather forcaster gif and bill nye avatar... but still... haha vote INF

A simple google search will tell you what the broom challenge is, as i had no idea either had to look it up. Appreciate the play on a current event. Inf i liked your bar as well, i dug the concept but just thought Chemist connected harder here, might only be personal preference though. Shouts to both!

V/ Chemist

Vote - Chem

Both were clever and incorporated multiple plays. Liked Chem’s more.

True savage/broom challenge
Salt w/ferrous/college freshmen

Hold up now. Are y’all serious? Do these rhyme? Is this Emily Dickinson week in the 1-2 league?
Moving past this horrendous attempt at slant multis, and the fact that I entirely hate both of these punches, im voting for chem because it took like 10 minutes less to get what he was going for than it did to get what INF was going for.

Jesus Christ
V/chem