Good evening, avantgarde art afficitionados.
 

As some of you are aware, I am manager and primary point of contact for European Erotic artist THE GREAT JIZZASSO.

Members here will no doubt be familiar with his Pollock-esque plumes and spermatic masterpieces that have graced the world weird web this year.

The Great Jizzasso is now undertaking custom commission pieces of work for his adoring fans. For a fee of just $10 The Great Jizzasso shall create you a unique, one-of-a-kind artwork on any image you wish.

I can provide his PayPal on request via PM and also for anyone looking to view examples of the The Great Jizzasso’s work, images are available on request.

Yours sincerely,

Larsen Larson
Manager of The Great Jizzasso

I could literally find someone to do that on the first 3 pages of /b/ for free

Whether or not I asked

Allah sharts. Voila, art; it’s shit from a God, yo.

I could literally go stand near a busker, and not throw him a dime, rather than listen to your band play.

Could it be done?

Sure.

Would I advise you to do it?

Nope.

Would you want to trust an army of anonymous whiteknight /b/tard edgelords not to strip the image you provide of its .exif data for their own amusement?

Probably not.

Is it worth the potential risk and vulnerability you leave yourself open to in doing so?

I, personally, wouldn’t recommend it unless you’re aware of the risks vs reward.

Even if you’re acutely aware of the ha/x/0r realms I reside in you’ll know to err on the side of caution - going with my artist The Great Jizzasso, who has been proven to provide the desired results time and time again.

>implying anyone here wants a tribute thread

You’re so lame

It’s intended more as an outlet for those seeking some vengeance on certain uppity boarders with obese wives and low self esteem issues that may want to see to it their family members are immortalised in artistic form, tbh. :/)

Are you just looking for a cosigner before you cum on a pic of Seth's wife?

You’re such a loser man lmao

Edit.. you’re not worth this effort or time

Carry on you’re clearly having a mental breakdown from your life being such vile shit

lmao not at all

I’m just using her as an example since I got a random inbox from an alias throwing me her IG

No you didn’t lol

You have all that. You’re the one that posted her pic to begin with. The alias is just another one of your accounts. You’re a creepy weirdo. Both our IGs are just pics of our kids so go ahead and be a pedo

I literally can’t comprehend how you can be such a loser lately man

It’s insane

Nah we not gonna do this fam. You crossing the line with this ish.

Inno

Yeah it’s you

You’re such a creep man

lmao really Inno?

Too far posting someone’s wife’s info. This isn’t a bias thing bruh. Shit is out of line. Your a smart guy I’m sure you can resort to better tactics. Thats low hanging fruit.

Waaahhh inno won’t let me play 4chan hax0r!!1

Like no one could find your hideous wife on your Facebook with your rap name attached to it you fucking child. Grow up.