Just wanted to share this beautiful moment with yall. CASH
 

so, i own a majority stake in a company. my vro handles the price negotations, i just tell em what i want then he tells them. i find it's always best to have a middle man, that way the haggler on the other end doesn't try to appear to your emotional side. agents dont give a fuck about ur emotions.


SO

I just got a deal. The asking price was for $2k to edit a 5 minute ad. Client doubles back, asks for $1k. "Fiiiiine"

Here's the score: I really only wanted $500

Here's the fleece: It's really only 30 minutes of work, but we're being paid a minimum of 15 hours.

bahahahahhahahahahaha