I got a kitten & I've been sobering up I guess
 

as i'm sure most of you have --- with heavy hearts --- taken notice to my lack of shitposts lately. i'm sorry.

I regret to inform you that

i've been getting sober.

"Who will bless us with god-tier shitposts and sick drunken rhymes?" you wonder aimlessly. I know this is grave news to a lot of you. To make matters worse, @Ouch comes along

the good news is, i'll probably make a lot more music since i'll be coherent enough to do so.

also i got a kitten. not on purpose. my girl's daughter got it, then her dogs tried to eat it. fucking women, right?


Peace to those who have sex with their socks on
From the man who krafts singles to make cheese
God

'good' news

Maybe this will also help wit ur addiction to faggotry

@Snitching is gangsta @Immolate all the same to me

let me know if you need help with women bro

Talk to em

Let me know if u need help w men bro

miss u

Keep on pushing.

i can't take some muslim gangster seriously my dude. my nigga think he malcolm x

ur mom loves my band

i talked to your sister about it already

word up

Nah u pussy period

I fuck white hoes and call them niggers

@Hush

mans looking like aladdin tryna hip hop

get ur own culture, boy

Look homie i'm an old head.. if you are still that same little dude.. I remember you sending me a picture of you with a fake gun and a kitchen knife.. I was only like.. age 16 or so I dunno you were more frail and like 12 or something. Just a guess. And if you aren't the same person fuck you for ruining my time.

But what i'm saying don't get into what I did.. at that time all I did was smoke weed and sell dope. Since then I got addicted to oxycontin... sold 80's for 40$ 40's for 20$ 20's for 10... and I didn't do that until I met some old ass people... I was getting 80's for 10 or 15 max selling for 40$. From old ass poor ladies and dudes that were terminal. It was before it was well known that if you fuck around with that, you're playing with fire.

Since then, have been convicted of several felonies, on several different occasions... you don't even have to pay to get my background. If you google my name its on mugshots.com and a couple of other ones, with my pictures and all that. I called them a few years ago, they asked me to pay $500 for them to take it off mugshots.com. I went off on them, its extortion, good idea on they part though. And I would give them $500 to do it, but those faggots, whos to say if I did it they would actually take it off.

anyway man I don't know what your problem is... mine is that I'm fresh out of prison, a convicted felon 32 and I don't know what my next move should be... I'm witty... semi good looking, have good ideas.. but that doesnt buy you a cup of coffee nah mean.. so fucking what

good. try potting and looking after some kind of plant now. you're welcome.

my cats name was shakur

she was a G

i cried when she died.

...damn. too many ouch dear diary posts got me following suite.

oh my problem is the drinking, definitely

Don't encourage trolls