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Blue Bayou 03-01-2019 12:17 PM

LARS IS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING TERRIBLE
 
said i'd respond so here's 20 you freak... fun stuff



we can go topical OR text. if you try & see it me it’s ether
doesn’t matter Witchcraft. u’d need the help of Voodoo Dolls to beat in either
nothin but Head shots! there’s no survivors when the beast is ringin
every shot from the barrel Harmonize. these twin nina’s can’t keep from Singin
i got a ball n’ chain because i wifed a rocket that is geared to suck
you got a ball-in chain because ur into Torture Porn & you’re weird as fuck
run a hacksaw across ya stomach til the gore is spilled
ya skin’ll terrify start actin out scenes from your favorite horror films
on that note. i’ll have ya girl in hysterics when i let the mac fly
the Scene a Terrifier. nothing but a ‘Bloody Clown’ w/ a couple Black Eyes
have u seen Cabin in the Woods? it’s crazy all the action there is
i’ll be Cabbin in the Woods too.. w/ your body & a shovel in the back of the whip
keep comin at me but you sound like a dork w/ ya writtens
i get it there's High Tension.. if i stepped to ur crew i'd be torchin you bitches
Beyond & Dohpe lines?! you can’t really think that that’ll work kid
if i really wanna read disses that are 10 yrs old i’ll go & peep ur battle verses
my wp’s been smooth for years. i don’t even wanna do rounds w/ you guy
all ur diss proved is you aspire to get to the level i was on in two thousand & nine
girl isn’t goin Gaga for ur dick. bitch is sad it isn’t long & fatty
pussy’s so Shallow it just accepted an Oscar & sang a song w/ Bradley

sral 03-01-2019 12:50 PM

lmao I liked the ball in chain and 10 yr old disses

you can miss me with those generics though, I’m from the era where personals trump anything else and I hit you with nothing but

im calling it 1-0 me tbh

Blue Bayou 03-01-2019 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sraL (Post 728796)
lmao I liked the ball in chain and 10 yr old disses

you can miss me with those generics though, I’m from the era where personals trump anything else and I hit you with nothing but

im calling it 1-0 me tbh

Lol at "I come from an era" .. I've done this as long if not longer then you

Point well taken tho.. I do agree, but honestly aside from knowing you write topicals and like freaky horror shit I don't know a thing about you

sral 03-01-2019 01:31 PM

you know what August underground is, and for that, you have my respect sir

Blue Bayou 03-01-2019 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sraL (Post 728803)
you know what August underground is, and for that, you have my respect sir

Worddd.. haven't seen it in ages tho
@sraL i edited, maybe u'll enjoy a few of the horror bars

Dominate 03-01-2019 05:39 PM

Well this is a fun little thing you guys did. Why not just battle? Now I gotta reply in two threads


we can go topical OR text. if you try & see it me it’s ether
doesn’t matter Witchcraft. u’d need the help of Voodoo Dolls to beat in either
Niceeeee.
nothin but Head shots! there’s no survivors when the beast is ringin
every shot from the barrel Harmonize. these twin nina’s can’t keep from Singing
"harming eyes" coulda been a reach but the wording and flip were good enough that this still came off dope to me
i got a ball n’ chain because i wifed a rocket that is geared to suck
you got a ball-in chain because ur into Torture Porn & you’re weird as fuck
LOL good. Nice personal
run a hacksaw across ya stomach til the gore is spilled
ya skin’ll terrify start actin out scenes from your favorite horror films
Feel like I've done/seen tear if I before. Personal helps but not flipped into as good of a punchline as the previous lines. Still OK.
on that note. i’ll have ya girl in hysterics when i let the mac fly
the Scene a Terrifier. nothing but a ‘Bloody Clown’ w/ a couple Black Eyes
I don't think I get this fully
have u seen Cabin in the Woods? it’s crazy all the action there is
i’ll be Cabbin in the Woods too.. w/ your body & a shovel in the back of the whip
Is cabbing slang for driving your own vehicle? Idk why you'd take a taxi
keep comin at me but you sound like a dork w/ ya writtens
i get it there's High Tension.. if i stepped to ur crew i'd be torchin you bitches
assuming High Tension is a horror movie in which some women get burned. I have no idea. Cool if so
Beyond & Dohpe lines?! you can’t really think that that’ll work kid
if i really wanna read disses that are 10 yrs old i’ll go & peep ur battle verses
Heh cool flip
my wp’s been smooth for years. i don’t even wanna do rounds w/ you guy
all ur diss proved is you aspire to get to the level i was on in two thousand & nine
Nice
girl isn’t goin Gaga for ur dick. bitch is sad it isn’t long & fatty
pussy’s so Shallow it just accepted an Oscar & sang a song w/ Bradley
LOL I dig this

sral 03-01-2019 07:20 PM

So you agree I won; right Dom?

Terrifier is a horror movie with Art the Clown in. Same clown from the All Hallows’ Eve anthology

Blue Bayou 03-01-2019 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sraL (Post 728901)
So you agree I won; right Dom?

Terrifier is a horror movie with Art the Clown in. Same clown from the All Hallows’ Eve anthology

Of course you did .. I have 2 statement bars and.4 obscure horror movie references nobody's ever heard of lol

Witchcraft and ball n chain were dope tho

Geno 03-01-2019 11:47 PM

Liked the same ones lars qouted.

Think i like 1 or 2 more joints in lars post.

Fun battle. I got lars tho. Not that it matters. Cheers

Dope girl 03-02-2019 02:11 PM

wow bothof you guys came with the heat

dull boy 03-03-2019 08:12 AM

This verse was mediocre.

Blue Bayou 03-05-2019 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dominate (Post 728860)
Well this is a fun little thing you guys did. Why not just battle? Now I gotta reply in two threads


we can go topical OR text. if you try & see it me it’s ether
doesn’t matter Witchcraft. u’d need the help of Voodoo Dolls to beat in either
Niceeeee.
nothin but Head shots! there’s no survivors when the beast is ringin
every shot from the barrel Harmonize. these twin nina’s can’t keep from Singing
"harming eyes" coulda been a reach but the wording and flip were good enough that this still came off dope to me
i got a ball n’ chain because i wifed a rocket that is geared to suck
you got a ball-in chain because ur into Torture Porn & you’re weird as fuck
LOL good. Nice personal
run a hacksaw across ya stomach til the gore is spilled
ya skin’ll terrify start actin out scenes from your favorite horror films
Feel like I've done/seen tear if I before. Personal helps but not flipped into as good of a punchline as the previous lines. Still OK.
on that note. i’ll have ya girl in hysterics when i let the mac fly
the Scene a Terrifier. nothing but a ‘Bloody Clown’ w/ a couple Black Eyes
I don't think I get this fully
have u seen Cabin in the Woods? it’s crazy all the action there is
i’ll be Cabbin in the Woods too.. w/ your body & a shovel in the back of the whip
Is cabbing slang for driving your own vehicle? Idk why you'd take a taxi
keep comin at me but you sound like a dork w/ ya writtens
i get it there's High Tension.. if i stepped to ur crew i'd be torchin you bitches
assuming High Tension is a horror movie in which some women get burned. I have no idea. Cool if so
Beyond & Dohpe lines?! you can’t really think that that’ll work kid
if i really wanna read disses that are 10 yrs old i’ll go & peep ur battle verses
Heh cool flip
my wp’s been smooth for years. i don’t even wanna do rounds w/ you guy
all ur diss proved is you aspire to get to the level i was on in two thousand & nine
Nice
girl isn’t goin Gaga for ur dick. bitch is sad it isn’t long & fatty
pussy’s so Shallow it just accepted an Oscar & sang a song w/ Bradley
LOL I dig this


Take a taxi so no one recognizes my own car man

Gotta get away with that shit

Dominate 03-05-2019 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blue Bayou (Post 729481)
Take a taxi so no one recognizes my own car man

Gotta get away with that shit

yes hello good sir please take me deep into the woods NO I DON"T NEED HELP WITH MY VERY LARGE AND CUMBERSOME BAGGAGE and also don't worry about that smell k thx

Blue Bayou 03-05-2019 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dominate (Post 729498)
yes hello good sir please take me deep into the woods NO I DON"T NEED HELP WITH MY VERY LARGE AND CUMBERSOME BAGGAGE and also don't worry about that smell k thx

If have him welllll cut up and wrapped to block the smell

Cabby wouldn't get out of the car to get a good look at me loading the truck

I'd tell him we're going to an off the beaten path cottage to not arouse suspicion

I'd kill the cabby as soon as we got isolated... Bury them both.... Drive away in the cab.... Set it on fire and peace


FOOLPROOF

Dominate 03-05-2019 10:49 PM

Cute little AirBnB in the woods huh? LOL okay you've thought this through. I retract my comment.

Bladed Thesis 03-06-2019 10:27 AM

Is voodoo witchcraft? Wouldn't it be shamanism?

Lenox 03-06-2019 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sraL (Post 728803)
you know what August underground is, and for that, you have my respect sir


That movies pretentious garb tbh

Lenox 03-06-2019 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sraL (Post 728901)
So you agree I won; right Dom?

Terrifier is a horror movie with Art the Clown in. Same clown from the All Hallows’ Eve anthology

I feel like me and you are up to date on all the same horror movies. We should make a podcast hahaha. I’m about to watch the 1st summoning and unlisted owner tonight. Or now


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