i got a new gf
 

scoop

Congrats, now throw up a pic...

Haha oh shit man that is cool. What else is cool about your new girflend

Write an open mic about her tits

i call her ms butterworth cuz she got pancake tits

Lol...

I hope your girlfriend dies.

i hope she lives a wonderful life and brings you joy, friend.

I have changed.

lmao. im just depressed witty don't mind me. trying to spread joy i don't possess.

It is what it is man, we all become one with the fucking worms at one point or another. Do what you need to do. In 100 years nobody will remember us or what we did, so fuck it.

when julius caesar was 33 he saw a shrine to alexander the great, and thought to himself, wtf have i done in my life? by the time alexander was my age he conquered the world. caesar used this as motivation which led to a storied career and life to such an extent that i know of him in 2018 and whoever is reading this at least knows of his name.

after learning that years ago i probably microwaved some pizza rolls and scratched my nuts before watching the sopranos for the 16th time.

i've discovered the only problem with living the life you wish in your heart, is it leads to too much time for contemplation. so one thinks of things. those who don't live the life they wish is too busy for the contemplation. its almost a fair trade of misery. i will continue with the time of contemplation for the foreseeable future. its all i know.

Ok. But you ain't Julius Ceaser. You're like me...you haven't done shit. Don't think of yourself as a ruler, think of yourself as a random guy in that time who was just living his life and didn't give a fuck who was emporer as long as he could eat some food and drink some alcohol. Fuck being a leader of men. I just want to live my life.

You have to live for joy. My greatest joy is seeing my little boy. He makes my heart burst. After that it is writing things nobody will ever see and being drunk.

jokes on you i only date dead girls

<3

wow legit forgot who she was as i as writing this post

but whoever she is,i'm sure she will

Classic witty in here. Dont be depressed uh-oh. Your above ground and the bills are paid. Your doing ok bruh

Me too


She's blonde :)

The muff is back. Lol. Sup fool

How was your Christmas?

& i dont have a gf anymore :?>



these girls wanna