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sprinkle a little pepper in your pillow case so when you shove her face first into it she’ll sneeze hard and her pussy will grip you like a gorilla fist

you’re welcome

Jab to the ribs works just fine.

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Op, lol

1st date idea= grocery store.

*dinner/movie is lame. Plus 75-100$ and u might not smash anyway.
*Grocery store gives u opportunity to talk and get to know eachother while picking out a meal to cook together.
*creative/non cliche points are automatic.
*she may cook for you, as a woman should.
* or impress her w your culinary artistry.
*cant cook? Still a "fun" date that she will always remember.
*now u got groceries for ur crib for the rest of the week.
*netflix chill
*weed
*liquor
*the implication.

Thank me later. Plus the dinner/movie thing technically still happens, only thing is you come out ahead no matter what happens.

My dawg out here dropping knowledge on you fools

& lol @ the implication

Toothpaste on ur dick

use a spoon to peel ginger

pro tip

You run the risk of running into other women you’re talking to though. First date should always be drinks and an appetizer at a lounge or cozy bar.

Edit: I actually like your idea it’s pretty dope. I may try.