Round 1: Thanos vs. The Hulk - THANOS WINS
 

Tournament Rules

1. YOU MUST VOTE ON ALL BATTLES INCLUDING YOUR OWN!!!

2. You will post your vote on your normal name, and explain your vote. Please let’s not be complete lazy bastards and drop dog shit votes, put some effort into that shit. When you vote on your own battle, try not to make it so obvious as to who you are - personally idc but it’s for your own benefit tbh.

3. Minimum line limit is 10 / Maximum is 16

4. ONLY ONE EXTENTION ALLOWED PER BATTLER! NO EXCEPTIONS! You will have ample amounts of time each week to post your verses, all battles will always be posted on time and on schedule, no excuses. So if you need an extension, PM a mod, don’t post in your thread.

5. Battles will be set on Sunday night or Monday morning. Verses will be due by Friday night. Voting will end on Sunday.

- NO BITING
- NO RECYCLING
- NO CHEATING
- NO SWAYING


Thanos

https://i.imgur.com/YwjHC1q.jpg


The Hulk

https://i.imgur.com/FKMD6O7.jpg

Thanos’ Verse:


If cash moves I blast dudes. u don't know the Half, newbie
You ain't got the Stones; Banner scared to show the Green like the last movie
&&& w/o that, bird chest. Cap can't save him if I'm stomping this dude
They couldn't tell if I put you thru the gauntlet or the gauntlet thru you
u got the cannon out? Stop it. You could arm w/ rockets & K's, dude
Even Stark brought out the Big Metal, yet still the Iron couldn't save you.
You couldn't lift my clout. Facts: it's got the mass of a black hole
U got smashed cz you still from a Planet, Hulk. I half those with a snap bro
I'm the soul taker, stone chaser. No writing could save this man.
I'm that new threat, this fgt's outdated & will lay with in a grave with Stan

The Hulk’s Verse:


Yo fuck this purple skinned fagot, you get no respect in the comic world
Who’s gonna fear a nigga that got man handled by a squirrel? Much less a girl.
This cornball destroyed his Home planet cuz no one wanted to be his friend,
To coupe with loneliness killed his fam and the fagot still ended up alone.
Mad titan? Nah more like an emo teen that couldn’t pass the social cues
Shit I would dump a hole clip at you, but dawg not even death wants you.
Just like a fuck boy to do anything to impress a pussy,nigga move on
He’s itching to fuck, so much so this weirdo walks around with a glove on.
But no matter, pussys always show true colors and Thanos waves the banners
So ama leave him Thor when I bust at his chest with the hammer.

Vote thanos here. I feel whoever is hulk they are skilled but rushed here maybe I dunno. Thanos used his concepts well, opener was dope use of reference material an this was the general theme through out of double entendres coupled with sting and references. Hulks sort of go the right direction then lost impact by the punch. The glove is a good example for me. Hulk also had a few misses like closer where thanks was consistent.

Overall thanos took this comfortably for me

If cash moves I blast dudes. u don't know the Half, newbie
You ain't got the Stones; Banner scared to show the Green like the last movie
sheesh this is fuckin dope, good shit all around
&&& w/o that, bird chest. Cap can't save him if I'm stomping this dude
They couldn't tell if I put you thru the gauntlet or the gauntlet thru you
alright good again
u got the cannon out? Stop it. You could arm w/ rockets & K's, dude
Even Stark brought out the Big Metal, yet still the Iron couldn't save you.
someone is really good at this ;) . Nice line
You couldn't lift my clout. Facts: it's got the mass of a black hole
U got smashed cz you still from a Planet, Hulk. I half those with a snap bro
i liked what you were aiming for but wasn’t feelin the way it was done. Decent here
I'm the soul taker, stone chaser. No writing could save this man.
I'm that new threat, this fgt's outdated & will lay with in a grave with Stan
nah


Vs


Yo fuck this purple skinned fagot, you get no respect in the comic world
Who’s gonna fear a nigga that got man handled by a squirrel? Much less a girl.
mmm decent
This cornball destroyed his Home planet cuz no one wanted to be his friend,
To coupe with loneliness killed his fam and the fagot still ended up alone.
doesnt rhyme man lol
Mad titan? Nah more like an emo teen that couldn’t pass the social cues
Shit I would dump a hole clip at you, but dawg not even death wants you.
ehhh not feelin
Just like a fuck boy to do anything to impress a pussy,nigga move on
He’s itching to fuck, so much so this weirdo walks around with a glove on.
lmao funny
But no matter, pussys always show true colors and Thanos waves the banners
So ama leave him Thor when I bust at his chest with the hammer.
if you’re using Thor as lisp wordplay for “sore” I’m fuckin dedddd


Thanos did really good here. Dissing his opponents character and citing actual references, this was dope bro good shit. Hulk had some cool lines, the glove bar made me laugh - but in the end I feel you could’ve done more with the verse itself.


Vote Thanos

Ive got Thanos here first few hit, other guy seemed rush & wording was off

V Thanos

Hulk didn’t really have any punches. Wasn’t crazy about any of the thanos bars but at least they were formatted and contained some semblance of a punch

Mvgt thanos

8/15

6/15

v. Thanos...better connects & attempts

That dude Thanos is fire, maybe rushed on the last half

Hulk was outmatched against the bars, walking around with a glove on could have been better, was still your best

V/Thanos

Have you been crazy about anyone's bars yet?

eh daredevil had some shit I liked, and maybe loki if he didnt phone in the last half of his verse. Oddly I felt like Wolverine had a pretty consistent verse, but yall are voting against him for some dude that said "too bad your healing powers can't heal your broken heart" so clearly y'all have a different perception of what's dope than I do, cause that shit is bottom of the barrel fucking corny to me. that's some shit you'd find written inside a 6-pack of sympathy cards for $5 at walmart

but also, to be fair - this whole superhero shit isn't my vibe

dont get me wrong though, the thanos verse is pretty solid, just nothing that really feels like a haymaker. also im honestly tired of seeing people do iron/gun/iron man bars. I know yall can be more creative than that

Thanos was dope, tough first round draw for Hulk here. Hulk had that one line that didn’t even rhyme which maybe hurt him for me, also there’s no way he intended Thor/sore to rhyme @For Battling LOL he was obv just using the hammer to the chest like Thor concept - but even that’s been done tbreal so it would have been better avoided altogether in truth.

I got Thanos here

Thanos Wins 7-0