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Cashius vs BodySnatcher - CASHIUS WINS
The Summer Classic ‘18 The Premier Text Battling Tournament @Cashius @BodySnatcher Rules Due Dates:
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Extension as well. 16 agreed upon.
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Lol fuck no. I was gonna let 16 slide until you edited.
12-14 is fine. |
BS was nice enough to give me an extension.
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Is it Rumspringa? Cuz ur bitch on my hip like chrome guns & more players have run up them walls than outfielders robbin home runs It’s my fate to get more dough till it’s drape to the floor bro If we see Cash on Body. I’m smugglin money like it’s tape to my torso Truthfully he’s sick at heart so I’ll ease off the pressure After I clear out his chest like my M16 came w/ a cough suppressor These haymakers were made in UR barn but it’ll get gorier When lead paints ur face & ur shakin on the ropes like the Ultimate Warrior Check it Amen...I’ma grab Cash & hold steel to his throat Then put a can in his mouth...that’s how u make a nigga feel like a Goat What u need a bracket for? Who opened ur casket door? I’ll take Cash out like a smash`n`grab & ruin whatever he has in store He’s married to his job & strapped if his buggy switches pace Till I drove-by w/ a long nose & said it’s just horse-play like ur bitches face Disrespect the name but soon u’ll say ALI or it’ll cost pride But if Cashius Clay. I’ma wet him until bullet holes expose his soft side https://78.media.tumblr.com/744dfbd1...r3loo2_500.gif |
Quote:
While YOU dress like a bum...that nerd shit is the only time your Gear Turnin’ a Head Blow me you faggot, I’m holdin’ the matic...I’ll clip homie in traffic quick Go ahead and Test Dummy...when this Fake Body get hit in his car it WON’T be an accident Machine to your whole body...when doc shows up he be fucking amazed... This isn’t Gieco...It’s gonna take more than 15 minutes to see how much he can save Think people with YOUR job get free pussy? Gotta pay to get your D drowned, twerp Only time you slid sausage into a box was on a pizza...and you STILL had to put cheese down first Run on you proper, gun to your chompers...leave a couple rattling through this clown I’ll have a ‘Phew leaving your mouth’...like me when I saw I was battling YOU this round War shit...Planes flying over this poor bitch and his wack ass regime, listen... This ain’t the tag tourney...But when Bombz drop out you’ll find half of ya team missing I’m knockin’ your hun. She screamin’ “Don’t pull out!”...So I can father her son She beggin’, B...But I don’t give a fuck what she Sesame Seed going on top of the buns Snitches singing to cops about my clip length...Still you can catch half in ya brain Only time a Whistleblower got YOU Catchin’ a Charge for Extending an Arm is a rec basketball game |
Is it Rumspringa? Cuz ur bitch on my hip like chrome guns
& more players have run up them walls than outfielders robbin home runs lol this was cool It’s my fate to get more dough till it’s drape to the floor bro If we see Cash on Body. I’m smugglin money like it’s tape to my torso mmm wasn’t really feelin this one Truthfully he’s sick at heart so I’ll ease off the pressure After I clear out his chest like my M16 came w/ a cough suppressor coulda been worded smoother, commas are your friend sometimes. But either way I liked this a lot, good shit These haymakers were made in UR barn but it’ll get gorier When lead paints ur face & ur shakin on the ropes like the Ultimate Warrior OK Check it Amen...I’ma grab Cash & hold steel to his throat Then put a can in his mouth...that’s how u make a nigga feel like a Goat read this about 50 times and I don’t get it lol What u need a bracket for? Who opened ur casket door? I’ll take Cash out like a smash`n`grab & ruin whatever he has in store nice He’s married to his job & strapped if his buggy switches pace Till I drove-by w/ a long nose & said it’s just horse-play like ur bitches face i wanna like this more but overall it’s decent here Disrespect the name but soon u’ll say ALI or it’ll cost pride But if Cashius Clay. I’ma wet him until bullet holes expose his soft side i would have omited “bullet holes” from this but it’s still a creative concept and was done good. Cool bar here 4 nice 1 ok 1 Decent 2 misses Vs Bitches can tell my closet extensive...I spend your year earned on my threads While YOU dress like a bum...that nerd shit is the only time your Gear Turnin’ a Head the setup was better than the closer lol, decent here Blow me you faggot, I’m holdin’ the matic...I’ll clip homie in traffic quick Go ahead and Test Dummy...when this Fake Body get hit in his car it WON’T be an accident dopeeee Machine to your whole body...when doc shows up he be fucking amazed... This isn’t Gieco...It’s gonna take more than 15 minutes to see how much he can save good again Think people with YOUR job get free pussy? Gotta pay to get your D drowned, twerp Only time you slid sausage into a box was on a pizza...and you STILL had to put cheese down first lol damn this was fire Run on you proper, gun to your chompers...leave a couple rattling through this clown I’ll have a ‘Phew leaving your mouth’...like me when I saw I was battling YOU this round ehhhh decent for me War shit...Planes flying over this poor bitch and his wack ass regime, listen... This ain’t the tag tourney...But when Bombz drop out you’ll find half of ya team missing alright I’m knockin’ your hun. She screamin’ “Don’t pull out!”...So I can father her son She beggin’, B...But I don’t give a fuck what she Sesame Seed going on top of the buns nah that’s a huge stretch Snitches singing to cops about my clip length...Still you can catch half in ya brain Only time a Whistleblower got YOU Catchin’ a Charge for Extending an Arm is a rec basketball game nah overly worded 3 nice 1 ok 2 Decent 2 misses Super dope battle and very close. Gonna def be voter preference. I feel that cash had the better dope bars out of the two, but body was overall more consistent and had 1 more nicer bar than cash. Vote BodySnatcher |
Is it Rumspringa? Cuz ur bitch on my hip like chrome guns
& more players have run up them walls than outfielders robbin home runs Truthfully he’s sick at heart so I’ll ease off the pressure After I clear out his chest like my M16 came w/ a cough suppressor These haymakers were made in UR barn but it’ll get gorier When lead paints ur face & ur shakin on the ropes like the Ultimate Warrior Vs Blow me you faggot, I’m holdin’ the matic...I’ll clip homie in traffic quick Go ahead and Test Dummy...when this Fake Body get hit in his car it WON’T be an accident Machine to your whole body...when doc shows up he be fucking amazed... This isn’t Gieco...It’s gonna take more than 15 minutes to see how much he can save Think people with YOUR job get free pussy? Gotta pay to get your D drowned, twerp Only time you slid sausage into a box was on a pizza...and you STILL had to put cheese down first War shit...Planes flying over this poor bitch and his wack ass regime, listen... This ain’t the tag tourney...But when Bombz drop out you’ll find half of ya team missing V/Cash, cool battle here, both had some good shit but i think cash was more consistent he had lotb w/ pizza jawn shit was fire an the non quotes were solid. Body lines i quoted were nice the running up walls bar was fire but the non qoute fell flat tbh the cash plays really hurt him here to many & not flipped crazy fresh. Still was a good battle, props to both. |
I have cashius taking this with better consistency and just fresher concepts
Geico was hilarious as was pizza Liked cough suppressor from body V/cashius |
I like BodySnatcher's opener, and cough suppressor was nice too.
Cashius had the Geico bar, the pizza bar and the test dummy shit...all fire. BS had some big hits, but also big misses...Cashius was overall more consistent with big hitters of his own. Vote Cashius |
robbin home (ok)
cough suppress ultimate warrior cash: test dummy pizza box geico fell off a bit halfway but overall i think cash gets it due to wording an consistency.. V cashius |
Is it Rumspringa? Cuz ur bitch on my hip like chrome guns
& more players have run up them walls than outfielders robbin home runs dope It’s my fate to get more dough till it’s drape to the floor bro If we see Cash on Body. I’m smugglin money like it’s tape to my torso eh, for a cash np it was cool. worded was off. Truthfully he’s sick at heart so I’ll ease off the pressure After I clear out his chest like my M16 came w/ a cough suppressor "came with" wording ruined it for me. was a mediocre concept to begin with. These haymakers were made in UR barn but it’ll get gorier When lead paints ur face & ur shakin on the ropes like the Ultimate Warrior okay Check it Amen...I’ma grab Cash & hold steel to his throat Then put a can in his mouth...that’s how u make a nigga feel like a Goat like this What u need a bracket for? Who opened ur casket door? I’ll take Cash out like a smash`n`grab & ruin whatever he has in store cool He’s married to his job & strapped if his buggy switches pace Till I drove-by w/ a long nose & said it’s just horse-play like ur bitches face eh, too wordy. pick a lane. Disrespect the name but soon u’ll say ALI or it’ll cost pride But if Cashius Clay. I’ma wet him until bullet holes expose his soft side nope 9/16 vs Bitches can tell my closet extensive...I spend your year earned on my threads While YOU dress like a bum...that nerd shit is the only time your Gear Turnin’ a Head this sum bullshit Blow me you faggot, I’m holdin’ the matic...I’ll clip homie in traffic quick Go ahead and Test Dummy...when this Fake Body get hit in his car it WON’T be an accident cool Machine to your whole body...when doc shows up he be fucking amazed... This isn’t Gieco...It’s gonna take more than 15 minutes to see how much he can save like this Think people with YOUR job get free pussy? Gotta pay to get your D drowned, twerp Only time you slid sausage into a box was on a pizza...and you STILL had to put cheese down first ha cool Run on you proper, gun to your chompers...leave a couple rattling through this clown I’ll have a ‘Phew leaving your mouth’...like me when I saw I was battling YOU this round fuck no War shit...Planes flying over this poor bitch and his wack ass regime, listen... This ain’t the tag tourney...But when Bombz drop out you’ll find half of ya team missing dope I’m knockin’ your hun. She screamin’ “Don’t pull out!”...So I can father her son She beggin’, B...But I don’t give a fuck what she Sesame Seed going on top of the buns okay cronus Snitches singing to cops about my clip length...Still you can catch half in ya brain Only time a Whistleblower got YOU Catchin’ a Charge for Extending an Arm is a rec basketball game ok 9/16 damn its pretty even to me. cashius had heavier hits and worse misses.. give it to cash for the bigger hits still but BS opener was tight |
Home runs
Cough suppressor Ultimate warrior Vs Test dummy Gieco That pizza bar was slick Both had some light bars I got cash with the harder hits tho. That bombs personal was nice to. Props to both |
had a more in depth breakdown of the battle, but here...
Both had 3 quotes imo, ^^^^^^^^ body: opener,cough suppressor, and ultimate warrior(fav of the 3) cash: pizza flip, geico(fkn dope), and test dummy I had both w/ 2 misses...body my dude, but out of the 3 quotes Cash hit a little harder for me. Great battle, good shit. v/ cash |
Is it Rumspringa? Cuz ur bitch on my hip like chrome guns
& more players have run up them walls than outfielders robbin home runs -nah It’s my fate to get more dough till it’s drape to the floor bro If we see Cash on Body. I’m smugglin money like it’s tape to my torso -i like this Truthfully he’s sick at heart so I’ll ease off the pressure After I clear out his chest like my M16 came w/ a cough suppressor -this is ok These haymakers were made in UR barn but it’ll get gorier When lead paints ur face & ur shakin on the ropes like the Ultimate Warrior -idk about this one, not feeling the tie ins Check it Amen...I’ma grab Cash & hold steel to his throat Then put a can in his mouth...that’s how u make a nigga feel like a Goat -nah What u need a bracket for? Who opened ur casket door? I’ll take Cash out like a smash`n`grab & ruin whatever he has in store -could be played on him but as it stands, i like He’s married to his job & strapped if his buggy switches pace Till I drove-by w/ a long nose & said it’s just horse-play like ur bitches face -not feeling this one Disrespect the name but soon u’ll say ALI or it’ll cost pride But if Cashius Clay. I’ma wet him until bullet holes expose his soft side -bad closer vs Bitches can tell my closet extensive...I spend your year earned on my threads While YOU dress like a bum...that nerd shit is the only time your Gear Turnin’ a Head -this is kinda funny Blow me you faggot, I’m holdin’ the matic...I’ll clip homie in traffic quick Go ahead and Test Dummy...when this Fake Body get hit in his car it WON’T be an accident -nah Machine to your whole body...when doc shows up he be fucking amazed... This isn’t Gieco...It’s gonna take more than 15 minutes to see how much he can save -this is hot Think people with YOUR job get free pussy? Gotta pay to get your D drowned, twerp Only time you slid sausage into a box was on a pizza...and you STILL had to put cheese down first -fire Run on you proper, gun to your chompers...leave a couple rattling through this clown I’ll have a ‘Phew leaving your mouth’...like me when I saw I was battling YOU this round -disrespectful lol War shit...Planes flying over this poor bitch and his wack ass regime, listen... This ain’t the tag tourney...But when Bombz drop out you’ll find half of ya team missing -i might be missing something here I’m knockin’ your hun. She screamin’ “Don’t pull out!”...So I can father her son She beggin’, B...But I don’t give a fuck what she Sesame Seed going on top of the buns -i dont like this Snitches singing to cops about my clip length...Still you can catch half in ya brain Only time a Whistleblower got YOU Catchin’ a Charge for Extending an Arm is a rec basketball game -okish, could have closed harder v-Cashius... he had the harder hits |
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