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Incredible 07-16-2018 01:23 PM

TAG TEAM - Crew D'etat VS. Name pending - VOID
 
TAG TEAM MINI LEAGUE

Rules

Due Dates:

Verses are due FRIDAY JULY 20th! and will be open until Sunday.
Battles that lack votes may close later.
One sided battles may get closed early.
Extensions are 24 hours



Line Limit:

Minimum of 10, maximum of 20
If not agreed upon, second drop must match length of the first.


Edit Rules:

1st Person can edit until his opponent drops
2nd Person can edit until the first vote is posted


Check ins are encouraged but not mandatory. Also, swaying/biting/recycling/feeding is a DQ

FAILURE TO VOTE ON 3 BATTLES IS A DQ. NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE!!! YOU WILL BE DISQUALIFIED. VOTE ON 3 BATTLES OR YOU LOSE. SIMPLE!
THERE’S BEEN A LOT OF COMPLAINTS ABOUT VOTING RECENTLY, IF THERE IS SOMEONE WHO YOU DON’T WANT TO VOTE IN YOUR BATTLE YOU MUST STATE THEIR NAME IN YOUR CHECK IN. IF IT’S A CRAZY AMOUNT OF PEOPLE THEN SORRY YOU’RE JUST A BITCH AND ALL VOTES WILL COUNT. AS PER INCREDIBLE

@Schadenfreude @Infiltrate @Blue Bayou @Cashius

Schadenfreude 07-16-2018 08:17 PM

This'll be good.

Blue Bayou 07-16-2018 08:23 PM

Yup.

G'luck guys

Saint 07-18-2018 04:40 PM

16?

Schadenfreude 07-20-2018 06:01 PM

Ext. We'll drop in the a.m.

Blue Bayou 07-20-2018 08:14 PM

Okay no problem fella's..

We're going 20 fyi

Blue Bayou 07-21-2018 06:34 PM

@Cashius has our bars

U guys showing?

Schadenfreude 07-21-2018 07:49 PM

LOOK..

It's playground bully rules, lil pussies shouldn't even bother
won’t be a see-saw battle, just two rants being kicked off the teeter-totter.
We’ve got no competition, league's loss ‘fore the shit starts,
tag title’s non-refundable, should’ve never to put Cash on this gift card.
Blue yo diminished skill doesn't compute, losing to basic rookies?
tf you think ya partner’s gonna save you.. you’re not even saved in cookies.
Terrible combination, team’s half-wack, still arrogant I guess
it’s a sad fact, Blue wouldn’t even have Cash back w/ American Express.
Text’s only gay couple, can’t even greet each other w/o any clinching
Cash luvs clinging to Bae - instead of foreplay they call it “penny pinching”.
All ya old bodies are buried, while new ones we don’t often see ‘em
Hall Of Famers huh? Your Walls been gassed up..better off as a holocaust museum.
Blue hates attack lines cuz the thought of blood leaves his mind toxic
such a pussy, one Cortisol it takes to make his stress hormones skyrocket.
Now & Next versus Past & Gone, don’t respect you punks at all
so let a bitch mention “fifths”.. one’ll crack across ya shit like a drunken brawl.
Cash been hiding personals for a decade, this fake’s pretending
even got the lawyer angle thrown out, justa get put in a box.. the case was pending.
My Lefts & Rights radical, leave political pundits holding lumps,
in a Swing State I’ll make Blue go Red quicker than Obama ppl voting Trump.

..BODIES.

Cashius 07-21-2018 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blue Bayou (Post 675825)
**Who wrote the Snubnose bar??? I've literally been sitting on that concept (same God tie in and everything) waiting for a pic battle or something lmao... great minds think a like, that was dope

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amen (Post 675831)
Cash probably, if I had to guess. More or so his style.

Word, my style is distinct...Cash is kinda slick when I throw a punch
If you wanna figure out what Inf wrote...just find the lines that didn’t get quoted ONCE
Literally! I’m the ONLY one the voters liked...That’s why I left on that bum partner
I don’t usually burn bridges, but fuck it...when I’M the one who kept us above water
A bitch & a bastard, with bullets we're more than grazing these snitches
We're puttin ‘1 in the Pussy & 2 in the Ass’ .. like the Shockers we gave to their bitches
We're leavin you dead Schad, a bloody mess our violence is endless..
Blow ur face thru ur back & leave u ‘Lookin into a Hunch’ like a Private Detective
Quote:

Originally Posted by Schadenfreude (Post 685401)
Become a kid from a Man, playing when I do shoot..
have 2 fifths open on both sides of ya face - nan nanny boo boo!

I’ma show you how to do this without sounding gay...but dude you tried, props!
Only time we’ll see Inf empty two fifths into a stomach is to drown his suicide thoughts
Schad, your partner does nothing but cheat and get DQ’d...shit ain’t makin’ you scared?
If you buy the fact that Inf is Honest Company...Jess Alba should start liquidating her shares
And Inf u wanna talk paper?! we'll jack you up while we're aiming the stick
Say Cheese & u’ll see ‘Two Dueces in the Air’ quicker than ur Asian ass taking a pic
If the Chinaman wants to put up stacks, great - i'll pull a pair from the safe..
We can get Tibetan n' i'll use my winnings to fly there & punch em square in the face
Schad’s biggest accomp is an NBL champ...So, what’s all the fuss about?
An 8 line battle against “Letterman”?!...even Brandy would agree that Almost Doesn’t Count
Inf ur girls smooth on the Pipe, rides my dick & DAMN that Yakuza is tight
she calls my Crotch-Rocket & goes 'full-throttle' on it faster than u do on ur Bike

GUDELJ 07-22-2018 12:48 PM

It's playground bully rules, lil pussies shouldn't even bother
won’t be a see-saw battle, just two rants being kicked off the teeter-totter.
what? I don’t get this at all
We’ve got no competition, league's loss ‘fore the shit starts,
tag title’s non-refundable, should’ve never put Cash on this gift card.
nice
Blue yo diminished skill doesn't compute, losing to basic rookies?
tf you think ya partner’s gonna save you.. you’re not even saved in cookies.
nah
Terrible combination, team’s half-wack, still arrogant I guess
it’s a sad fact, Blue wouldn’t even have Cash back w/ American Express.
damn, dope
Text’s only gay couple, can’t even greet each other w/o any clinching
Cash luvs clinging to Bae - instead of foreplay they call it “penny pinching”.
ok
All ya old bodies are buried, while new ones we don’t often see ‘em
Hall Of Famers huh? Your Walls been gassed up..better off as a holocaust museum.
ha this was cool
Blue hates attack lines cuz the thought of blood leaves his mind toxic
such a pussy, one Cortisol it takes to make his stress hormones skyrocket.
bit of a stretch, still decent though
Now & Next versus Past & Gone, don’t respect you punks at all
so let a bitch mention “fifths”.. one’ll crack across ya shit like a drunken brawl.
good here
Cash been hiding personals for a decade, this fake’s pretending
even got the lawyer angle thrown out, justa get put in a box.. the case was pending.
alright
My Lefts & Rights radical, leave political pundits holding lumps,
in a Swing State I’ll make Blue go Red quicker than Obama ppl voting Trump.
dope

5 Nice
2 Ok
1 Decent
2 Misses




Vs


Word, my style is distinct...Cash is kinda slick when I throw a punch
If you wanna figure out what Inf wrote...just find the lines that didn’t get quoted ONCE
ok personal
Literally! I’m the ONLY one the voters liked...That’s why I left on that bum partner
I don’t usually burn bridges, but fuck it...when I’M the one who kept us above water
nice
A bitch & a bastard, with bullets we're more than grazing these snitches
We're puttin ‘1 in the Pussy & 2 in the Ass’ .. like the Shockers we gave to their bitches
lmao hell no
We're leavin you dead Schad, a bloody mess our violence is endless..
Blow ur face thru ur back & leave u ‘Lookin into a Hunch’ like a Private Detective
pretty cool
I’ma show you how to do this without sounding gay...but dude you tried, props!
Only time we’ll see Inf empty two fifths into a stomach is to drown his suicide thoughts
wasnt feelin this
Schad, your partner does nothing but cheat and get DQ’d...shit ain’t makin’ you scared?
If you buy the fact that Inf is Honest Company...Jess Alba should start liquidating her shares
lol this was cool....shoulda just said Jessica tho...sounds weird but doesn’t really make a difference
And Inf u wanna talk paper?! we'll jack you up while we're aiming the stick
Say Cheese & u’ll see ‘Two Dueces in the Air’ quicker than ur Asian ass taking a pic
this is dope af
If the Chinaman wants to put up stacks, great - i'll pull a pair from the safe..
We can get Tibetan n' i'll use my winnings to fly there & punch em square in the face
alright cool
Schad’s biggest accomp is an NBL champ...So, what’s all the fuss about?
An 8 line battle against “Letterman”?!...even Brandy would agree that Almost Doesn’t Count
i don’t get the brandy reference here. Line is a miss for me
Inf ur girls smooth on the Pipe, rides my dick & DAMN that Yakuza is tight
she calls my Crotch-Rocket & goes 'full-throttle' on it faster than u do on ur Bike
mmm decent at best

5 Nice
1 Ok
1 Decent
3 Misses



Damn this was a dope battle. Props to everyone involved. That two deuces in the air line was definitely LOTB in my eyes. Very close battle as well when scored, I have you both with the same number of dope lines, but Cashius team with 1 more miss than schadenfreude team. Could go either way depending on voter preference or how they score it but I gotta give it to Schadenfreude team for having 1 less miss.


Vote Schadenfreude team


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