Week 3: Burd (0-0) vs. veritas (0-0) - BURD WINS
 

COMPLETE RULE THREAD:
http://www.netcees.org/showthread.php?t=128411


IMPORTANT RULES:
- No biting
- No swaying
- No recycling
- No feeding


MUST VOTE ON ATLEAST 4 BATTLES


PUNCHES DUE BY FRIDAY
VOTING ENDS SUNDAY
NEW MATCHUPS UP BY SUNDAY NIGHT

@Burd @Orc @veritas

veritas Bar:

V aint the one to step to, he shines with cold text, easily wrecks this McGregor’s effeminate nephew.
My hands always on time like a Rolex, leave him checked and flipped like an old school Rolodex do.

Fat wife aka wack life that’s inferior to mine
Boyyy ya girl cooch gota ‘Lived in look’ that’d revolutionize Interior Design

VOTE ORC V posted 2 bars-in-one & the McGregor joke was much more interesting than the hands/watch punch. Burd's punch was simple yet funny & effective.

V Burd -- veritas bar was too long an the rolodex/rolex concepts werent too great to me.
Burd used a familiar concept but it hit

I thought what I posted was one bar. My bad guys. All love. Good show orc

Both were cool... Veritas might have been a little stretched..

Burd was concise and hilarious, flowed nice, he got it.

v/ Burd

It was just a little stretched which makes it read weird. Whereas Orc was minimalistic and got the job done with the room allotted to him. Honestly V the first line was better maybe u should have transposed them it may have hit harder.

Burden

V

Rhymes scheme was nice so it made the bar not feel stretched imo. Rolex/Gand in time flip is kinda played but fine for a set up. Imo the roladex flip was a little light.

Burd’s punch was just funny af. Not too much more to say than that. Live in/interior design ain’t a crazy flip but it works and like I said - funny af.

mvgt Burd

Lol @ people saying V's bar was stretched. No it wasn't - he utilized long bar format and made up for the long winded syllables with rhyme schemes. However the punch executed was fairly weak. I thought the concept in the setup bar would have been a little better if executed properly.

Orc's punch wasn't all that but he dropped just enough to take it.

Burd got it.

saw what V was going for, just a little long and wordy

Burd had a short setup that I thought was gonna end dumb but came through

vote Burd

vote = burd
ver punch was nice still, burd was just my compact..

Burd was simple n effective, vertias probably would have taken this if not 4 doing too much

Man, burd’s punch really got that “lived in” look to it
But I can’t be bothered to go searching
Veritas was stretched like Armstrong

V/orc

Vote — Orc , not only was the concept fresh but the rhyming was slick too. Veritas - Rolodex concept wasn’t as effective.

Veritas - I like the set up more than the punch

Bird - I feel like lived in has been done before and this was predictable

Burd

Burd Wins 12-0