Captain Crunch w/ Crunch Berries
 

A wide but somewhat shallow bowl with sharp incline edges. Hold the cereal down with your hand so it’s not allowed to float up and cause an over pouring of milk. Stop when you can see the white rising between the cracks in the Captain’s Berries. Use a large mouthed spoon to allow a good ratio of milk to cereal per bite. I like to let mine get just a little soggy to spare the roof of my mouth.


Which one of y’all still eats Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

Lol

Straight crunch berries >
..obv

In order:

1. Frosted Flakes
2. Honeycomb
3. Captain Crunch
4. Cinnamon Toast Crunch
4. Honey Nut Cheerios

shredded wheat has perforated cereal pieces so the milk is absorbed and the cereal doesn't float enabling the consumer to fill the bowl to the top without worry of cereal spilling out the bowl when it floats. the crunch to sog ratio is also far superior. do I even need to talk on the taste at this point? (its better) not to mention the macro and micronutrient profile being light years ahead of the competition.

crunchberrys lol

lol I say.

Yo we don’t care about your health kick and your sudden urge for self improvement good fucking grief. Dude we get it you read books and count macros stop trying to shame us because you know you want a bacon burger and hate to see other people enjoying it. The board doesn’t go as you go. You’re here for entertainment not to be our personal life coach. I love you. Hug me.

My son liked the Captain Crunch berries up until he took a shit later that day. The blue box with just blue, red and purple berries. He ate like 4 bowls of it, took a shit and nearly had a panic attack calling me in to the bathroom because he had shit the rainbow out. He was really scared. Last time I ever purchased that garbage. Can't be healthy. I mean it was the most bizarre thing I've ever seen. Not exactly sure why he got up to inspect his own feces in the toilet but w/e. I guess we all have at one point to ensure our feces is processed correctly and not runny or odd in texture lol.

I just get the regular OG CPT crunch with the red berries now. Not the blue/purple jawn.

im currently listening to zelphs 1-2 mag so Im already on EDGE ....do NOT fucking push me today

Lmaoooo

You let your son eat 4 bowls then the nigga showed you he farted a rainbow? Man give me a daughter instead.

Lmao

Didn't we JUST do a cereal thread?

Reese's puffs kill the game.

Yes. And yes
Crunch on deck. Also Honey nut Cheerios.
Fruit loops with the marshmallow too

I'll cum in your milk, I'll fuck your cereal
Put my dick in Captain crunch and my nuts in Cheerios

Witty were u brokenhal0

Cinnamon toast btw or cocoa pebbles

No?

Why?