Week 2: Exis (0-1) vs. Cereal (0-1) - EXIS WINS
 

COMPLETE RULE THREAD:
http://www.netcees.org/showthread.php?t=128411


IMPORTANT RULES:
- No biting
- No swaying
- No recycling
- No feeding


MUST VOTE ON ATLEAST 4 BATTLES


PUNCHES DUE BY FRIDAY MIDNIGHT PST
VOTING ENDS SUNDAY MIDNIGHT PST

@Exis @Cereal

Exis I drop the tee like i am the new tigerwoods clubroom
Putting X on its ass like i am going to find the next disaster dubloon

Far from a serial killer, just a Cereal nuisance
All I see is you with an Asian bowl cut all Caucasian like tryna compete with his noodles.

I guess cereal>? wut in the fuck lol

v cereal

@Exis - not sure of you are aware but this isn't poetry as in where you don't need to rhyme. You have to rhyme on this side of the writing genre, fam.

Both of these were bad. Cereal was just a tad bit better/less bad but rhymed which is a plus in the 1-2.

v/Cereal

Yeh I gotta back cereal, didn't like a punch not rhyming being the main gripe

Also hated a vague game ref I had to look up

I got exis

I don’t know wtf a disaster Dubloon is

hm....

Exis bar at least made me smile w/ 'all Caucasian like'

like Inno said I don't know what a disaster doubloon is, guess its treasure.. hated the bar tho..

Keep at it

v/ Exis

Trust me I know lol...& I'm no poet...just tryna transition is all...sorry I know it's bad, but I had to drop sumthin' man.

Exis I drop the tee like i am the new tigerwoods clubroom
Putting X on its ass like i am going to find the next disaster dubloon

Slight jab I guess, it's readable I guess

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Far from a serial killer, just a Cereal nuisance
All I see is you with an Asian bowl cut all Caucasian like tryna compete with his noodles.

Damn bro this could have been something if you rhymed it out right. Keep trying tho you will get it. Props fam

Cereal punch wasn't that much better, I only could understand it more. Better can come from each side but good shit on the effort.

V-Cereal

votes:
http://www.netcees.org/showthread.php?t=128517
http://www.netcees.org/showthread.php?t=128518
http://www.netcees.org/showthread.php?t=128521
http://www.netcees.org/showthread.php?t=128520

lol pretty much

Either of you know how to word your punches. Cereal's pirate tresure concept MIGHT have worked, while Exis Ion't know what you were going for.. tried relating his haircut/head to asians..WTF are you talking about? VOTE CEREAL.

Both of you guys need to read some text battles, legit any - but preferably some NBL battles or something. The elevation process can be long and lengthy for some but it’s always possible. Exis I’m guessing you’re comparing noodles to Chinese cocks? Idk what else it could possibly be. Cereal youre wasn’t much better and Idk what your concept means but you at least had decent flow without


Vote cereal

11-8 Exis

Needs more votes
@sraL @Cashius @BodySnatcher @Plot @Incredible @Defiant @bleak @Allen Knight

Vote Exis, Cereal structured his punch better but the whole X treasure is very played concept to me. Exis setup his bar really nice, but the punch just fell flat. But he still edged it for me. His line 1 jab was the best punch in the battle.

This was.... not great
It’s a tough vote
Going with the non-disaster dubloon guy

V/exis

I had Exis winning here

Disaster dubloon lost me sorry

Vote ex is


Neither were great but gotta with ex is for making a bit more sense

Old what a disaster doubloon is either

V/ Exis, but I did expect a less close match with this one, big let down Exis.