| Ghost1 |
06-25-2018 04:09 PM |
it was cloudy day on the northern plain of irelaind...young witty....not to be confused with a synonym for cleverness OH NO FRIEND its an abbreviated slangism for the witness, he saw you and hes seen lots of other things too. has anyone seen my cell phone? nah but maybe ask the witness? HI IM WITTY IM DEFINITELY A BETTER WRITER THAN U WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE MY FRIEND? uh.... just was trynna see if u knew where my cell phone was? DINOSAUR JETS TRAVEL AT ABOUT 97 BILLION MILES PER CEREAL.........uhm ok thanks my guy..............thanks. another case solved. then wittys email alert popped up on his laptop........................also hes a fox, an actual fox....that has a human gf and child.....the specific details on this are unclear but sometimes he posts pics of a human avatar that we can only assume is a costume the fox wears from time to time or perhaps some ....vessel that the fox employs for human tasks outside of his capabilities......theres been huge debate as to the dna results of the child indicating fox AND human genetic coding within the male childs dna and if it is proof to disloyalty from wittys human avatar ....but mostly this line of questioning is met with immediate violence, rage and inevitable disinformation from methods of confusion by distraction. DOES THE FUCKING BABY LOOK LIKE A FUCKING FOX TO YOU ?!>!?!>!?>! HAS ANYONE EVER GOTTEN ONE OF THOSE WESTERN PHOTOS DONE AT THE BOARDWALK ON THE BEACH?!?!? WELL HAVE THEY FUCKING HELLO?!? paparazzi everywhere......cameras flashing..... wittys wife ushers him to the limosine...cmon honey shh...don't give them what they want... a fox paw flys thru the air at neck breaking speed the back of the paw striking her firmly across the cheek U DID THIS TO US PLASTIC DOLL HUMAN WHORE ...I TOLD U I WANTED TO HIRE A FOX SURROGATE BUT NO THAT WASNT GOOD ENOUGH U WANTED THE HEIR TO MY LOINS TO BE ONE OF THESE SAVAGE HUMAN ANCESTORS OF UR DISGUSTING ILK .... FAGGHOT ....DID YOU KNOW THE BLOWFISH CAN SURVIVE OFF OF THE SCALES OF ITS GILLS FOR 27 HOURS IN THE MIDST OF A DEAP SEA CRISIS?!?!? she crying uncontrollably ....why r u always trying to change the subject?!?!! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY I cant live like this!!!! ur an ANIMAL! this when the witness completely flys off the rails..... U THINK THIS OSCAR DE LA RENTA SUIT WAS CHEAP TO HAVE TAILOR MADE WITH A TAIL HOLE??!?!?!??!?!? COME HERE U FUCKIN STREET WALKER!! his monocle slides ever so slightly out of place..... his words have lost all semblance of the kings English.... ILL STAB ARABIANS WITH DRAB ARCADIANS MY LAUGH AMAZINGNESS I GASP AT LASER DISCS AND MASH THE CRAZY KIDS W SLASHING BABY SHIT THE MASSIVE LAZY GIFT FROM DRASTIC LADY GRIPS ....... their son crying now uncontrollably in his grecco car seat ...unaware of the meaning of this exchange....he only feels rage.....and confusion......and is also concerned as to why his father refuses to switch the rhyme scheme even tho at this point its begun to hurt the content of the verse....the witness wakes up in his fox den ...smothered in jameson ...netcees pm responses glaring back at him to which the initiation has long since been forgotten.....no worries....its just bags responding with the typical YOURE A FAGGOT msg ....but whats this an email>? they want to make me manager?
logs into netcees.......
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