Week 1: DynamiCz (0-0) vs. Schadenfreude (0-0) - SCHAD WINS
 

Rules

This should be self explanatory, but for those who are unfamiliar with the 1-2 Punch League..

1. NO BITING
2. NO SWAYING
3. NO FEEDING
4. No RECYCLING

5. Must vote on at least 5 battles each week. Failure to vote on 5 battles will result in -1 votes deducted from your battle. Failure to vote on ANY will result in -2 votes deducted in your battle.

6. Voting much be at least ONE complete sentence with a decent explanation. (Vote: Bags as per tradition) WON’T COUNT!

7. Voting on Champ and Contender matches are required for all participants.

8. ONLY 2 TOTAL EXTENSIONS ALLOWED THIS SEASON. It’s literally 1 bar, extensions shouldn’t be needed but you’ll get 2 just for whining purposes.

9. NO TALKING ABOUT OPEN BATTLES! If you think you’re being hate voted against etc, contact a mod and we will handle it accordingly.

THIS WEEK ONLY
PUNCHES DUE ON SUNDAY
VOTING ENDS MONDAY MORNING
NEW BATTLES UP MONDAY EVENING




@DynamiCz @Schadenfreude

Bitch ass is gonna learn not to step when I pop you..
cuz all of my best lessons bring the smoke like Edna Krabappel.

Bag on the ratchet! When I shoot, the shells fall in the plastic
Sniper Aim, I can fire shots from a tunnel vision-Curry warm up practice

I like both you guys, but I hate both these bars
I don’t even know who Edna Krabapple is, I assume it’s a simpsons reference because I never watched it. Still, not much to love in dynamics punch so I’m gonna assume that schad’s hit and vote for Schad.

Krabappel line is flames. Dynamicz is basic.

vote - schad

Dynamics was a bit to wordy plus that curry ending was a jab, while shad had a more efficient punch.

Close but I got shad

vote = DynamiCz
punches from both were a lil off.. but still held it in there.. dyz rhymes ended up taking this in the end..

I thought that Krabappel line was nice...the only one out of 4 I felt tbh.

Vote - Schad.

Schad had a line you prob have to google to get but it all tied in and hit nice, can’t knock it if it works. Dyna had a cool setup but the second line read forced at the closing and lost impact, concept was decent. Overall Schad hit much harder here imo


Vote Schadenfreude

Thought this punch from Shad was awesome.
Didnt get Dynas.
So the only fb I can give is to Shad, I thought the 'bring the smoke'
was a little loose, as in refering to a smoking gun but it all tied into
a really cool/creative punch that referenced pop. culture that most should app.
good work bro.

Vote dyn....scha bar was cool kinda basic and I've heard something similar. Tunnel vision was dope. Curry really does be in the tunnel before games shootin, ol bitch ass lolol

The simspons reference was nice. I felt like dyna wasn't complex enough with his bars to match it.

V/Schadenfreude

Simpsons reference was coo, I wouldn't call Dyna's bar 'basic' tho... Good tie ins.

close on this

edge it Schad

I vote for dynamics

Didnt get the reference sorry dyna so having to go with my man Schad on this one

a dyna that concept was fire afff real rap. that way u executed it though messed it up alot though tbh, try to make read more fluid.

that edna krapabal concepts fire too, lazy wording but landed harder than dynas tbh

vote- shadenfruede

Got DynamiCz in a dope battle. I think Dynamicz line prob went a bit over heads but that’s partially on you. You have to be an actual b-ball fan to understand that line but it was pretty dope.

I had to google this one b/c I don’t watch the Simpson but the punch was pretty dope. With out fatally seeing the show Dyna’s punch was a bit cleaner. More specifically ‘best lessons bring the smoke’ isn’t a perfect flip. Dope battle but I got Dynamicz edging it.

Mvgt Dynamicz

V - Shad.

Dyna’s bar was a light jab filler line, yours had more substance and hit harder

edna krabopple punch of the week lol

v schad

Do you want to fucking die