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WK 5: GUDELJ 2-0 vs. Blue Bayou 3-1 - GUDELJ WINS!
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Check ins are encouraged but not mandatory. Also, swaying/biting/recycling is a DQ FAILURE TO VOTE ON 3 BATTLES IS A DQ. NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE!!! YOU WILL BE DISQUALIFIED. VOTE ON 3 BATTLES OR YOU LOSE. SIMPLE! THERE’S BEEN A LOT OF COMPLAINTS ABOUT VOTING RECENTLY, IF THERE IS SOMEONE WHO YOU DON’T WANT TO VOTE IN YOUR BATTLE YOU MUST STATE THEIR NAME IN YOUR CHECK IN. IF IT’S A CRAZY AMOUNT OF PEOPLE THEN SORRY YOU’RE JUST A BITCH AND ALL VOTES WILL COUNT. AS PER INCREDIBLE @GUDELJ @Blue Bayou |
aka Zelph
aka For Battling Excuse me officer... . . guys a shy pre-cumming virgin that'll NEVER get to hump w/ a rocket.. soon as a bitch says Hey...Zel Nuts in his pants & he ainttt got none in his pocket not a pro with the flames, you screwed ur partner & ya flow is to blame.. dunno why Aerated u high cuz that 1st round exit ‘Exposed the Holes’ in ur Game ^ tryna hype ya Cavs line boyyy the lines that u say are shit.. the GOAT let down by his teammate.. NOW we’re realllllly talkin J R Smith wont quote em hes wack, drops shit this battle's over it's FACT.. i don't think this Piglatin but his wordings so bad u'd SWEAR he wrote it in that aim the haymakers at ur dome while i beast these lines.. & while i'm bombing with Rights all your bitch ass can do is READ me mine you're bitchmade but i'll have Shotty's loaded in the van incase.. cuz i'll admit, when it pops-off ur the first one Sprayin'….. a can of Mace his girl dumped his broke ass many times & stays laughing at em now.. not only does she keep giving Forclosure.. the same things happened to his house got burners in both hands aimed high & low w/ dead precision.. so when i ‘Draw the Line, there's Two-Dots’ guaranteed to give ya head Division & you wanna be 'Flo Real' now?! i swear i'll put this herb in a hurse.. cuz i already smashed the real 1 & wont lose to an imposter whose wording is worse |
Blue a vet? Bro pls.. I got just the thing to expose this old geek
Then he’ll wanna Sudafed only because he’s been on a cold streak U’ll get fukn wrecked. I bang chopper after chopper like triple X Then the ratchet’ll have ur guts all over the pole like stripper sex Pull up to ur crib w/ killaz. U claimed u were rdy but I knw u were bluffin the whole crew rides deep blue, see? I’ll have my sharks eat u for nothin My hoes ready to squeeze. All I gta do is relay the text Then it’s the Nina.. going off in ur face like an angry ex! I’ll take yo girl, she’s the target. Whips fly, iono where to park it Street nigga w/o Abu, rdy to sweep ur princess off her feet like a magic carpet BIG GUNS. I let it go and watch the heat soar Unique roar.. then the machine turns into an animal like beast wars You date the nastiest of whores, my bros run trains & lay pipe Bro, that hoes been gettin tagged so much we started callin her Amens wife I’m In the whip w/ my gang & we thump. U a lame w/ no game - u a punk.. Blow the brains out this chump. Elephant shooters.. they’ll let it spray frm the trunk! F U. |
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Great showing fellas, props. v/GUDELJ |
guys a shy pre-cumming virgin that'll NEVER get to hump w/ a rocket..
soon as a bitch says Hey...Zel Nuts in his pants & he ainttt got none in his pocket Coo opener not a pro with the flames, you screwed ur partner & ya flow is to blame.. dunno why Aerated u high cuz that 1st round exit ‘Exposed the Holes’ in ur Game Lol Coo here ^ tryna hype ya Cavs line boyyy the lines that u say are shit.. the GOAT let down by his teammate.. NOW we’re realllllly talkin J R Smith Niceeee wont quote em hes wack, drops shit this battle's over it's FACT.. i don't think this Piglatin but his wordings so bad u'd SWEAR he wrote it in that Ok aim the haymakers at ur dome while i beast these lines.. & while i'm bombing with Rights all your bitch ass can do is READ me mine Decent here you're bitchmade but i'll have Shotty's loaded in the van incase.. cuz i'll admit, when it pops-off ur the first one Sprayin'….. a can of Mace Lol this was coo his girl dumped his broke ass many times & stays laughing at em now.. not only does she keep giving Forclosure.. the same things happened to his house Good one here got burners in both hands aimed high & low w/ dead precision.. so when i ‘Draw the Line, there's Two-Dots’ guaranteed to give ya head Division Nice & you wanna be 'Flo Real' now?! i swear i'll put this herb in a hurse.. cuz i already smashed the real 1 & wont lose to an imposter whose wording is worse Lol nice close out ------------------ Blue a vet? Bro pls.. I got just the thing to expose this old geek Then he’ll wanna Sudafed only because he’s been on a cold streak Coo opener here U’ll get fukn wrecked. I bang chopper after chopper like triple X Then the ratchet’ll have ur guts all over the pole like stripper sex Ehh, this was ok Pull up to ur crib w/ killaz. U claimed u were rdy but I knw u were bluffin the whole crew rides deep blue, see? I’ll have my sharks eat u for nothin Might be played, the wording was nice here! My hoes ready to squeeze. All I gta do is relay the text Then it’s the Nina.. going off in ur face like an angry ex! This was decent I’ll take yo girl, she’s the target. Whips fly, iono where to park it Street nigga w/o Abu, rdy to sweep ur princess off her feet like a magic carpet Nice BIG GUNS. I let it go and watch the heat soar Unique roar.. then the machine turns into an animal like beast wars Nastyyyyyy You date the nastiest of whores, my bros run trains & lay pipe Bro, that hoes been gettin tagged so much we started callin her Amens wife Lol Nice here I’m In the whip w/ my gang & we thump. U a lame w/ no game - u a punk.. Blow the brains out this chump. Elephant shooters.. they’ll let it spray frm the trunk! This was actually fire! This was a dope battle here! Both didn't have bad lines at all, just all come down to the stings in my case! Blue ^ tryna hype ya Cavs line boyyy the lines that u say are shit.. the GOAT let down by his teammate.. NOW we’re realllllly talkin J R Smith his girl dumped his broke ass many times & stays laughing at em now.. not only does she keep giving Forclosure.. the same things happened to his house got burners in both hands aimed high & low w/ dead precision.. so when i ‘Draw the Line, there's Two-Dots’ guaranteed to give ya head Division vs GJ Pull up to ur crib w/ killaz. U claimed u were rdy but I knw u were bluffin the whole crew rides deep blue, see? I’ll have my sharks eat u for nothin BIG GUNS. I let it go and watch the heat soar Unique roar.. then the machine turns into an animal like beast wars You date the nastiest of whores, my bros run trains & lay pipe Bro, that hoes been gettin tagged so much we started callin her Amens wife I’m In the whip w/ my gang & we thump. U a lame w/ no game - u a punk.. Blow the brains out this chump. Elephant shooters.. they’ll let it spray frm the trunk! I got zelph by a bar, after his beast wars bar his verse went up a notch on consistency of back to back jabs. Good shit to both tho! V-GJ |
guys a shy pre-cumming virgin that'll NEVER get to hump w/ a rocket..
soon as a bitch says Hey...Zel Nuts in his pants & he ainttt got none in his pocket (Didn’t care for this one. Wp wasn’t extremely smooth but it still worked - there just wasn’t enough to tie back into the hazel nuts wp.) not a pro with the flames, you screwed ur partner & ya flow is to blame.. dunno why Aerated u high cuz that 1st round exit ‘Exposed the Holes’ in ur Game (Good line. Good wp and that’s a solids personal) ^ tryna hype ya Cavs line boyyy the lines that u say are shit.. the GOAT let down by his teammate.. NOW we’re realllllly talkin J R Smith (I like the angle but the punch wasn’t there. Think that was too basic of a JR game 1 flip. Okay) wont quote em hes wack, drops shit this battle's over it's FACT.. i don't think this Piglatin but his wordings so bad u'd SWEAR he wrote it in that (Decent. Wp itself was smooth. At first I didn’t like this because I didn’t think the phrase ‘I don’t think this pig latin’ had any tie in. Thought you was just randomly saying he wasn’t Latin American which would have made the wp come off as forced. But now I’m guessing Zelph is Latin American so the wp checks out now.) aim the haymakers at ur dome while i beast these lines.. & while i'm bombing with Rights all your bitch ass can do is READ me mine (Funny. Decent) you're bitchmade but i'll have Shotty's loaded in the van incase.. cuz i'll admit, when it pops-off ur the first one Sprayin'….. a can of Mace (Funny again) his girl dumped his broke ass many times & stays laughing at em now.. not only does she keep giving Forclosure.. the same things happened to his house (Pretty good. ‘For’ is really easy to flip but you executed it well with tie ins to both him being dumped and him being broke before you got to the wp. Good writing) got burners in both hands aimed high & low w/ dead precision.. so when i ‘Draw the Line, there's Two-Dots’ guaranteed to give ya head Division (I like it. This was pretty creative) & you wanna be 'Flo Real' now?! i swear i'll put this herb in a hurse.. cuz i already smashed the real 1 & wont lose to an imposter whose wording is worse (Good personal. Good closer) Blue a vet? Bro pls.. I got just the thing to expose this old geek Then he’ll wanna Sudafed only because he’s been on a cold streak (This is okay. Needed something else to tie in to cus as is ‘sue the fed’ seems a bit forced to make the wp hit) U’ll get fukn wrecked. I bang chopper after chopper like triple X Then the ratchet’ll have ur guts all over the pole like stripper sex (Okay. Props for punching in the in the set up. Ratchet is used a lot so gotta do something outside the box for it to really hit) Pull up to ur crib w/ killaz. U claimed u were rdy but I knw u were bluffin the whole crew rides deep blue, see? I’ll have my sharks eat u for nothin (I like this one! Nice!) My hoes ready to squeeze. All I gta do is relay the text Then it’s the Nina.. going off in ur face like an angry ex! (Lol this was cool. I’ve heard similar lines just using ratchet instead of Nina, and that takes away from this one a bit. Overall simple but effective) I’ll take yo girl, she’s the target. Whips fly, iono where to park it Street nigga w/o Abu, rdy to sweep ur princess off her feet like a magic carpet (The abu/a boo flip has been done before. Sweep off feet was okay. Overall just okay) BIG GUNS. I let it go and watch the heat soar Unique roar.. then the machine turns into an animal like beast wars (This is pretty clever. I liked it) You date the nastiest of whores, my bros run trains & lay pipe Bro, that hoes been gettin tagged so much we started callin her Amens wife (LOL! This is funny! I like it) I’m In the whip w/ my gang & we thump. U a lame w/ no game - u a punk.. Blow the brains out this chump. Elephant shooters.. they’ll let it spray frm the trunk (Flowed really well. Good closer. I’ve never heard the phrase used ‘from the trunk’ - I’ve only heard the phrase ‘from out the trunk’ so when I first read this I visualized niggas literally in the trunk doing a drive by lmao. So slight wording issue imo but I liked it) Really dope battle. Blues wordplay was on point as always and zelph was able to land some heavy punches. Both had consistent verses - no bad misses from either. The deciding factor imo was Zelph was able to land the heavier punches out of the two. Blue has the better pen out of the two but wasn’t able to land more haymakers than zelph. Zelph also had lotb imo. Very close but I edge it to zelph. Mvgt: Zelph |
Blue: opener was good lol, Holes in game. Piglatin. Rest I wasn’t feeling
Vs Zelph: Sudafed was harddd. Stripper sex. Deep blue sea. Magic carpet. Amens wife lol LOTW. Overall: really dope battle. Zelph got this tho |
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Crunched on time, so this will be quick. Blue's verse was good but not the fire he normally drops. Hazelnut was funny but the verse started to decline after that. Gud come consistant. That sudafed was dope, beast wars and AMen wife were highlights.
v/gud |
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