WK 1: GUDELJ vs. Twodrop vs. Cyrax - GUDELJ WINS!!
 

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• Minimum of 8, maximum of 16
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@GUGELJ @Twodrop @Cyrax

Here commences the era of Gudelj

8 lines - swag & flow

here.. 8 lines, not swag & flow

yup here, 8 ready

Y’all so sad.. I’ll blow rounds upon these dumb fags
guns blast, you can’t clean up these back shots w/ a cum rag
Told your bitch she was lost. Said her Man was in a foreign I said “hold up, pause”
I’m the champ. Tell this chump to return that Challenger & get the hell outta Dodge
Cy’ ain’t shit. Dummy who’s greasy and slimy
You’ll see rax on rax on rax, that’s his corpse piled up...x3
Fat nigga on the couch smokin regs, ask yourself “what the heck?”
Shawty giving neck? That’s the only time you’ll see me drop my set

okk goodelll i mean bitch ass zelph

zelph all u do is claim to be other ppl.. ur real name never caught a buzz
ur alias like Click Bait, ppl peep ur battles n realize this ain't the shit they thought it was
u moms takes showers w/ me 24/7, im tourchering the clit
she comes into the Baphomet & sucks me off like she worshippin my dick
gay wiggas like u get buck shots w/ no care...ur soft an average
cause Goo Gone from straight to faggot & one shot'll wipe him off the planet
u had a latin chick w/ std's & shit, she got slammed quick sucker
Hermano's from gettin gangbanged in the mouth by a group of spanish brothers

vs GUDELJ aka Jilti Nuts in My Mouth aka My Mouth is A Penis Pump

lol..

Your alias gay a/f bruh, they got you labeled as something you isn't.
The mods put nuts in your mouth.. assuming you're protein deficient.
Those troll moves got you exposed fool. Ur a homo now, it's str8 tragic.
You & 2trip should collab on the sequel to... 'Fuck me...then Fuck me like a Faggot'.
& Cy wack, all his shits played n' its a strong fact.
I can predict every1 Cyrax moves w/o playing Mortal Kombat.
Ya'll bitches weak, promising a battle of biblical proportions.
I just wish ya moms took a second longer thinkin' bout that clinical abortion.

Y’all so sad.. I’ll blow rounds upon these dumb fags
guns blast, you can’t clean up these back shots w/ a cum rag

(Ehh this was pause worthy to me)

Told your bitch she was lost. Said her Man was in a foreign I said “hold up, pause”
I’m the champ. Tell this chump to return that Challenger & get the hell outta Dodge

(Concept was decent. Execution wasn’t there)

Cy’ ain’t shit. Dummy who’s greasy and slimy
You’ll see rax on rax on rax, that’s his corpse piled up...x3

(Same. Decent concept but wasn’t there)

Fat nigga on the couch smokin regs, ask yourself “what the heck?”
Shawty giving neck? That’s the only time you’ll see me drop my set

(Lol you banging my nigga? Okayish)





zelph all u do is claim to be other ppl.. ur real name never caught a buzz
ur alias like Click Bait, ppl peep ur battles n realize this ain't the shit they thought it was

(I see where you was going. I like this angle. Wording and execution coulda been cleaner. Your best line imo)

u moms takes showers w/ me 24/7, im tourchering the clit
she comes into the Baphomet & sucks me off like she worshippin my dick

(This is waaayyyy too obscure of a reference. Baphomet/bath I’m at is a reach too.)

gay wiggas like u get buck shots w/ no care...ur soft an average
cause Goo Gone from straight to faggot & one shot'll wipe him off the planet

(Not feeling the goo/good flip. The actual punch was kinda all over the place. Not too bad.)

u had a latin chick w/ std's & shit, she got slammed quick sucker
Hermano's from gettin gangbanged in the mouth by a group of spanish brothers

(The wp doesn’t work. You don’t pronounce the H and I think it’s pronounced er-mun-no and not er-man-no. It’s def not a “her” in it though.)



Your alias gay a/f bruh, they got you labeled as something you isn't.
The mods put nuts in your mouth.. assuming you're protein deficient.

(Nah)

Those troll moves got you exposed fool. Ur a homo now, it's str8 tragic.
You & 2trip should collab on the sequel to... 'Fuck me...then Fuck me like a Faggot'.

(Lol this wasn’t really a bar but it was funny af)

& Cy wack, all his shits played n' its a strong fact.
I can predict every1 Cyrax moves w/o playing Mortal Kombat.

(The punch was basic. It was to the point though. Okish)

Ya'll bitches weak, promising a battle of biblical proportions.
I just wish ya moms took a second longer thinkin' bout that clinical abortion.

(More of a statement line. Need a fresher angle than the mom shoulda had an abortion angle)


Fairly close battle. I thought Cyrax was going to take it with his opener but unfortunately his other material didn’t quite land imo. I thought Twodrop and Zelph were pretty neck and neck but I thought Zelph’s material was a bit more consistent. I thought out of the misses, zelphs misses were better.

Mvgt Zelph

GUDELJ:
"Y’all so sad.. I’ll blow rounds upon these dumb fags
guns blast, you can’t clean up these back shots w/ a cum rag"

"Told your bitch she was lost. Said her Man was in a foreign I said “hold up, pause”
I’m the champ. Tell this chump to return that Challenger & get the hell outta Dodge"

Cyrax:
"zelph all u do is claim to be other ppl.. ur real name never caught a buzz
ur alias like Click Bait, ppl peep ur battles n realize this ain't the shit they thought it was"


Twodrop:
"Those troll moves got you exposed fool. Ur a homo now, it's str8 tragic.
You & 2trip should collab on the sequel to... 'Fuck me...then Fuck me like a Faggot'.:


Overall: Pretty good battle here, a lot of misses from all three battlers, wont say too much because I will be giving more detailed info in the my battle reviews in the mag. But I will say if Twodrop pulled the rest of his verse together he would have took this, but feel like GUDELJ edged it here with two quotes and the dodge line being the LOTB. Props to all three for showing but MVGT - GUGELJ

Gudej
Opener is straight baby oil on Buttcheeks gay
Challenger was dumb but it was creative
Rax on rax could of been better " rax on rax on rax - when I stuff his body parts into a dumpster .. Instead of the x3 shit.. As is its ok)
Closer was throwaway

Cyrak opener was cool
Baphomet idk what that is but seems like its a demon or Sutton . obscure deity . eh
Last 4 were ehhhh

Two drop had that triple line

The rest were nah to ehhhh's

If either one if u (cyrax or two ) kept it consistent then either one if u cud take this

But Zeloh had 2 couplets that were either ok or pretty good so

V/zelph

Gudelj