"Finny Does Dallas" Album cover.
 

This shit got me geeking and confused

Who you riding ?

Why u got a columbine trench coat on paired with lil Uzi first pair of skinnies

Is that a porn cover u butchering

Lmao man for what its worth I kinda like it solely because its off kilter af

Lmao @ Pause

Yeah I'm fucking with this xD

Repped

Not going to lie. I did laugh.

Did this shit at work. Had a chick helping me with making it look SOMEWHAT organized. She does like arts and crafts and shit. But yo... I couldn't have made this shit HALF as awesome as it is right now without her help.

I gotta scan this mother fucker tho, so I'm waiting for my roommate to get home. I just couldn't wait to share this muh fucker tho. LMFAO

So the dude's name is Dallas Green. His band City & Colour is who I'm sampling for most of the record. I found dude's music last year when I was hella depressed and dude really helped me get through that shit. So much so I was motivated to do this album in tribute to him. I figured that a gag like this would be a good enough PR stunt to get it recognition. Once I get these last few tracks recorded then I'm gonna have my roommate who has a degree in audio engineering mix it down for me. AFTER THAT I just gotta finalize a track listing and now that THIS is done, I'm FUCKING DONE.

Then it's just a matter of blowing this mother fucker up on social media and working on getting the first video done. I'mma talk to my brother about maybe financing the video (only should cost around $300, thats about what the Muddy Water Boys paid for their last video so I could just use the same guy) THEN i'mma be famous and rich.

Doubt getting rich and famous, but I gotta try somehow.

I look forward to the fair use lawsuit as this is not a parody and very much being done for commercial gain.

So much text I will never read ITT

I'm not making any money off this. I'm sampling at LEAST 6-7 songs of his. PLUS the cover? Yeah, I'm not selling a single copy.

Don't see what's funny about this. I guess it's too crudely done to find it funny? I dunno...


Anyways, is it a beat tape or are you spitting on it too?

Lolllll will go double rust!

That shit killed me... Come forward, savage.

It's a tribute ALBUM. SO FAR, I've been keeping all the tracks I've been doing the last few weeks as well even if they're not City and Colour Samples. Anything NOT Dallas Green is getting (BONUS TRACK) tags as to give the ALLURE of "extra" songs, but whatever. I think the fact that it's not ALL Dallas Green will be a good thing because if he wants to be a dick about this, I can always change the name and keep my originals. LMFAO

Beeeeet. I'll check it out.

Sho the fuck put clever.

Step forward get this fucking neg.

But yo finny this is not well done bro. It looks like you just pasted everythImg and is that Dallas green? You realize your fucking Dallas green right?

So your “parody” gag affect goes right out the window when your pretending to peg a dude.

But yo no hate what so ever. Fuck this cover

This is actually very creative

Lmfaooooooooooo

That's why there's the very tiniest (pause.) At the bottom.

It's terrible, I know. I'm getting so many mixed reactions right now and I haven't even touched Twitter.

I personally love it .. Think its so bad its good

But once u REALLY analyze shit its suspect af

I mean .. U biting ya lip .. like u balls deep in the mans butt bro annnnnd you doing the gesture as if you just sank a birdie .

He's hushing himself coz "finny getting busy" N he can't handle the backshots

N then the pause

You see?

Definitely some subliminal innuendo all over this cover mang

Almost forgot about the most important clue to this complex puzzlez

"Finny does Dallas"

His name is Dallas

You Fucking him hardbody w/ no regard for human life



I figured it out . this like some Dr Dre level illuminati homo shit

LMFAOOOOO

This shit is too funny, tho. I'm not gay at all, but there was no other way for me to flip this. The Finny Does Dallas thing y'all were trying to flip on me for the longest... Batty kept asking me when the cumshot at the end was and shit. LOL I been planning this shit for weeks now. I knew when I was recording all this shit the last few weeks it was going to keep stirring shit up. Y'all have literally been my melting pot for creative ideas and cooking up my plan. It may very well all still blow up back in my face, but it might just be a glorious shit storm.

Fuck it.

Y'all will never take me seriously as a rapper. The only thing I can do is embrace it, and hope when I finish this it bangs enough that people will fuck with it.

lol@bangs enough.

Whatever.

"Glorious shit storm" =rapid backshots

Code cracked

Puzzle complete

Picture revealed

lmao this is everything I imagined it would be and more

amazing

should have this as your avatar @finny

LMAO NOBODY noticed Muff thinks Debbie's arms are Finny's legs ???