Pretty sure I got roofied last night...
 

I had two drinks, and woke up on the basement couh several hours later. Checked my bank statement and only spent $15 at the bar. The girlfriend is pissed because I was pretty much a dead body in front of the kid. Still feeling weird today.

Anybody have experience with this type of shit?

Lmfao. Smh

i've never entered a blackout state i didn't bring upon myself

you're lucky you didn't get got though so there is that.

how olds the kid?

How does your rectum feel?

She's five. The old lady took Snapchat pictures of me over the course of four hours. She even added bitchy captions. But in the photos I didn't move from the position I was placed in.


But, she's awake now, and I showed her the screenshot of my bank statement. Proving that I was truthful about only having two drinks. She still wants to be mad, but she's softened a bit.

Itchy

#PhilToo

That happened to me 1 time.

And it's because I mixed a lot Xanax with a lot of alcohol. Don't know how I ended up meeting these chicks or associating with them because I was blacked out on my feet but they seemed to know a lot about me after texting me days later and shit asking how I was doing. Had no idea what they were talking about...

Z's will make u forget your name and feel invisible. This ik.

Thats a fact, LOL

Some how I didn't forget my name, tho. They kept referring to me as dre in the messages and I kept, hitting them with "Who's this?" and "Who are you?" responses. Had no idea till weeks later when I actually went to that same bar after work and seen them again and they told me LOL... They probably kept returning there looking for me until I showed up like a week later. They were cute but too young.. Had to be like early 20's LOL... I'm good...

Don't remember that night for shit man LMAO.

Dre, we talked about this^

Was like 4 years ago when I was prescribed Xanax and konolopin or w/e its called man...

Not even entirely sure why I was - guess I was having anxiety issues and depressed about shit lol. Good now tho. Wasn't on those meds for long LOL maybe 6 months... IF THAT.

Dark times.

That is not the addiction I am taking about Dre.

thank you.

You were obv raped

WORD. the kid'll be AIGHT too

only thing i remember from being 5 was throwing up in kindergarten and shitting in my underwear simultaneously.

i had the wherewithall to throw away my underwear in the bathroom and make an attempt at cleaning myself.

but they sniffed old shitty pants out. i think i got sent home?

who knows though.

Lmao

I shit myself when I was 5 too. Sharted in class...went to the bathroom, rolled my underwear into a little ball and stuffed it under all the paper towels in the trash bin.

But word. The girlfriend is milking the fuck out of this. She all but said "you have to kiss my ass for an undisclosed amount of time in order for me to get over this."

This ain't gonna work.

get aids test asap.

I wasn't raped. Apparently I took a cab home...I doubt it was under my own power though. The old lady said I couldn't walk on my own. Not sure if I was carried out of the bar or what.

But for real though, my body still doesn't feel 100%