Bomb Bard 0-1 Vs Boloedge 0-0 - bomb WINS
 

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@Bomb Bard
@BoloEdge

Yup

8 ready

If I don’t get to it tonight may need the ext.

@Bomb Bard 8 sent to AK

This ur last fight u fgt, Fans around the world no I’m fkn insane
Way I jump & put ur lights out in the ring’ll put Bruce Buffer to shame
Slice ur fkn throat, pull out the blade..u dead
I’ll go Scott Hall for the Gold & end you W/Razors, Edge
Plus the gang did a marathon on ur wife...just how the story go
Chopper shred you to pieces & take yuh block up
Once I showed Bol a noodle... the whole clip made his head look like a plate of pasta
Bomb a home wrecker... I pound ur girls puss till it drips blood
Turned her face to a day care, then shoot you up while u picking ur kids up

BoloEdge Verse.



body shots clean em all out like FIFA fallout if the gun burst
this match is As fixed, he ate: the L after coughing up a lung first
I throw jabs it's low grav. get a Pair o' docs, 6 nurses &clergymen.
PUNCH you to the stratosphere &back to the Cloverfield ur getting buried in.
rock Olympic ski masks when we dash the couch he crash on
In other words he's:
bundled up, on NC/NBC. we slide w/ sticks &scopes like a decathlon
vvvThat's a bland ballad. If Bard had albums you'd be so dumb to buy them
shit's weak, to the extent that this week's rule: NO pubs in Skyrim

Slice ur fkn throat, pull out the blade..u dead
I’ll go Scott Hall for the Gold & end you W/Razors, Edge

vs

I throw jabs it's low grav. get a Pair o' docs, 6 nurses &clergymen.
PUNCH you to the stratosphere &back to the Cloverfield ur getting buried in.fat wife


short battle so jus a quote a piece. bomb had like one odd line without a punch to it lol.. dont kno wat was up there. Its close but I got bolos misses bein a tad bit better

vote - bolo

This ur last fight u fgt, Fans around the world no I’m fkn insane
Way I jump & put ur lights out in the ring’ll put Bruce Buffer to shame
nah
Slice ur fkn throat, pull out the blade..u dead
I’ll go Scott Hall for the Gold & end you W/Razors, Edge
nah
Plus the gang did a marathon on ur wife...just how the story go
Chopper shred you to pieces & take yuh block up
Once I showed Bol a noodle... the whole clip made his head look like a plate of pasta
Bomb a home wrecker... I pound ur girls puss till it drips blood
Turned her face to a day care, then shoot you up while u picking ur kids up
ok I guess

vs.

body shots clean em all out like FIFA fallout if the gun burst
this match is As fixed, he ate: the L after coughing up a lung first
no
I throw jabs it's low grav. get a Pair o' docs, 6 nurses &clergymen.
PUNCH you to the stratosphere &back to the Cloverfield ur getting buried in.
huh?
rock Olympic ski masks when we dash the couch he crash on
In other words he's:
bundled up, on NC/NBC. we slide w/ sticks &scopes like a decathlon
eh..
vvvThat's a bland ballad. If Bard had albums you'd be so dumb to buy them
shit's weak, to the extent that this week's rule: NO pubs in Skyrim
eh

weak.... sorry I got bombard tho

vote: bomb bard

Bomb Bard had Razors Edge. Others were ok, pasta, Buffer. I felt like the concepts were cool but could've used some retooling to make them even sharper.

Bolo -- the cloverfield line was executed well, but I thought the opener was a real stretch on the wordplay .. and your decathlon line could've been nice but you are describing the BIATHLON -- decathlon is a summer olympic event. So you fucked that up. I think nailing that line would've made things closer, but that made it easy for me to vote for Bomb.

Vote -- Bomb Bard

BB

razors edge was dece
closer was lol

Bol

clover field was coo

v/bb
verse was fucked in the middle tho, looks like u erased a line by accident

can we get one more vote so i dont close it like this.