Round 3 - West: 1 - kungfugrip vs. 5 - Catastrophe
 

RL's Picture Battle Tourney 2006

Round 3 - West: 1 - kungfugrip vs. 5 - Catastrophe

Catastrophe:
Heads know I rip cats, especailly bums like kung, this a mismatch
Check ur pic jack, even Envy's mom lendin u a hand for dispatch
Grips wack, hooking on the block, swallowing cocks for rocks
& just like Brenda Silver's add, he straight BS from bottom to top
Throttle this slob, it's useless Fu, don't try to put up a fight now
Cuz my punches connect hard like ur scalp has to ur eyebrow
Choke ur life out, it aint no secret that The C'll damage ya
Just peep the forecast bitch...there's never any heat in Canada!
Pulse hates that yall related; now we know why he tips the bottle
Cuz his only bro's a gay Kevin Connolly version of Chris O'Donnell
This kid is awful, I mean seriously guys, how dumb is this man?
He calls himself KungFuGrip & can hardly hold a cup in his hand
Pummle this ant, Kung's dyin today...even his bro knows it
But this funeral's one of a kind...the corpse brought his own roses!
My flows boldest, u have no street cred, that's all understood
Cuz I'm good, & it's obvious u prefer to stay out of the hood
U can't match the lazers I spit, The Catas is major w/ witt
If I was u, I'd let go of my life, cuz nothings gayer than Grip
Bitch, I'm a human wonder, flow w/the force of boomin thunder...
What a bumber, this pics the only time kung got a womens number

kungfugrip:
Catash posing in downtown Portland..


knock you out your shoes, punches connecting with this dude
C is used to getting beat, since ya whole complexion is a bruise
plus I'm known to rip cats, and Catash.. you always been crap
this loser's shaking worse than dude that trimmed his chinstrap
and my pic's wack, yeah.. I'm looking alot like some nerdy florist
but who gets thugged out, when they're reppin Sherwood Forest?
closed lips and grinning, but now you trying to fight, C?
wanna know what's in his mouth, take a look at his right cheek
Catash is loving' the boys, you know you swallowin shots, bitch
your bottom lip and down proves you can deepthroat an ostrich!
you argue for gay marriage, you and your friends are relating
but your head makes a point strong enough to end the debating
and voters ain't hating, I'd say it's fair when you're skatin
verse'll give 'em mixed emotions, like when ya parents were dating
and we can wrestle and scrap, homie I'll put your face on the mat
but i just pulled a few strings to have you fading to black
stick to writing the mags, cause nobody's digesting that crap
you 'suffer and suck Catash' and I don't see Sylvester the cat
Cat ain't a veteran jack, and we can't even stomach this guy..
so when you bounce, I'll help you pack the bags under your eyes


peace.

Winner = kfg