Netcees - Swerve vs bleak (Compliment battle)

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Swerve vs bleak (Compliment battle) - SWERVE WINS

Rules

Due Dates:

Verses are due Thursday Jan 4th and will be open until Sunday.
Battles that lack votes may close later.
One sided battles may get closed early.
Extensions are 24 hours

Line Limit:

Minimum of 8, maximum of 16
If not agreed upon, second drop must match length of the first.

Check ins are encouraged but not mandatory. Also, swaying/biting/recycling is a DQ

FAILURE TO VOTE ON 3 BATTLES IS A DQ. NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE!!! YOU WILL BE DISQUALIFIED. VOTE ON 3 BATTLES OR YOU LOSE. SIMPLE!

Oh when the... na I lost it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Swerve (Post 634945)

http://i64.tinypic.com/k3m41y.jpg

That hair is a feat. It must be kept to a T.
Left home to meet, by the sea. I'm windswept off my feet.
This pic is NSFW, I'd quit my job to book a date.
I can't agree w/ Karp, cz new Swerve is looking great
or New Swerve Fucked my Wife; this god will sack and pipe
Cause #itsnotrapeif I offer her ass for sacrifice
The name will throw you but his style is facts, cemented.
Only time he's Swerved is at the gates for violent acts committed.
Fk these haters, the fags're all just broke, you see
You're more working class American than bags could ever hope to be.
Fought to Hell'n back, a myth as told by some lore.
A warrior w/ a bod Achilles'd kill your oldest son for.
Patrick, Peter, Drew Brees. Marie du Mont... he's part of them.
I found the hymn: Count him in when Saints come marching in.

14 no point in saving these either way glhf

Quote:

Originally Posted by bleak (Post 634715)

https://preview.ibb.co/mBY3Rm/pGWnUoZ.jpg[/url]

Bleak rocking over 6000 ft in the air, describe the guy? Fly stud,
You know for a fact that it’s not the first time he’s joined the mile high club
He’s got priorities to climb, but women flock and start pouncing,
So while he’s busy tryna Mount Washington, they’re all tryna mount him.
The style game on point, clothing fresh and looking fluid,
He’d be the first backpacker that nik-A would actually be cool with.
Bleak’s smart, athletic, good at text, got a lot of good features,
So if ya gotta summit up…clearly he’s got no problem doing that either.
Dude’s a force of nature, hot stuff - so take care when you speak,
Take a look at the pic…that’s not fog, it’s the steam coming off of Bleak.
Plus he hung! This pic clearly relates if you checking his stance,
Only dude that can hold two poles and still not be near the size of the one in his pants.
I'm at sea level, he's on a mountain top just looking so lovely,
One look at the pics would only confirm that he's 1000 levels above me.

Quote:

Originally Posted by bleak (Post 635043)

Oh when the... na I lost it.

That hair is a feat. It must be kept to a T.
Left home to meet, by the sea. I'm windswept off my feet.

this reads so strange....like English is a 3rd language to u

This pic is NSFW, I'd quit my job to book a date.
I can't agree w/ Karp, cz new Swerve is looking great

uh yea I wanted to say WHO THE FUCK IS THIS NEW CHUBBY BEARDO SWERVE LOLOLOL

or New Swerve Fucked my Wife; this god will sack and pipe
Cause #itsnotrapeif I offer her ass for sacrifice

wording again in set up is just off....just not fluid. ounchline wasn't really clever or funny to me.

The name will throw you but his style is facts, cemented.
Only time he's Swerved is at the gates for violent acts committed.

usually these type battles are supposed to be funny....even if that wasn't a guideline this seems like a weird compliment idk man

Fk these haters, the fags're all just broke, you see
You're more working class American than bags could ever hope to be.

not sure I even get what u insinuated here. idc that its about me.....75% of the verses in this league have my name in them. but yea idk not much here plus hes Canadian.

Fought to Hell'n back, a myth as told by some lore.
A warrior w/ a bod Achilles'd kill your oldest son for.

this was okish

Patrick, Peter, Drew Brees. Marie du Mont... he's part of them.
I found the hymn: Count him in when Saints come marching in.

lol prolly best shit u said.....an it was average but I smirked

14 no point in saving these either way glhf

Quote:

Originally Posted by Swerve (Post 635247)

Bleak rocking over 6000 ft in the air, describe the guy? Fly stud,
You know for a fact that it’s not the first time he’s joined the mile high club

lmao gone

He’s got priorities to climb, but women flock and start pouncing,
So while he’s busy tryna Mount Washington, they’re all tryna mount him.

ehh...its fine but not that funny

The style game on point, clothing fresh and looking fluid,
He’d be the first backpacker that nik-A would actually be cool with.

LMAO

Bleak’s smart, athletic, good at text, got a lot of good features,
So if ya gotta summit up…clearly he’s got no problem doing that either.

eh

Dude’s a force of nature, hot stuff - so take care when you speak,
Take a look at the pic…that’s not fog, it’s the steam coming off of Bleak.

lol light but ok

Plus he hung! This pic clearly relates if you checking his stance,
Only dude that can hold two poles and still not be near the size of the one in his pants.

gay stuff lol

I'm at sea level, he's on a mountain top just looking so lovely,
One look at the pics would only confirm that he's 1000 levels above me.

light but relevant

thought swerve took this handily with punches that were all more relevant to this pic, more clever and worded better than bleaks. was also funnier.......for me these battles have a high value placed on comedy displayed.....idk if that's the standard or not but even not taking that into considerations swerves compliments just made more sense and were wittier with the flips spun on them.

v swerve

Bleak, thought ur closer was your best imo..
I didnt feel the angles you used to compliment
Maybe should've done a pic diss. You had some concepts like NSFW but i didnt like the wording here.

Swerve, nika backpack, mile high, had a cpl of aight lines. your material was more relatable to me. Although you had a cpl corny lines near the end still got it handily.

Vote Swerve.

LMAO -- yo, Bleak started fire:
That hair is a feat. It must be kept to a T.
Left home to meet, by the sea. I'm windswept off my feet.
This pic is NSFW, I'd quit my job to book a date.
I can't agree w/ Karp, cz new Swerve is looking great
or New Swerve Fucked my Wife; this god will sack and pipe
Cause #itsnotrapeif I offer her ass for sacrifice

The sacrifice line had me rolling -- I think it got less comedic towards the end, but this shit had me falling off the couch.

vs.

Swerve

Bleak rocking over 6000 ft in the air, describe the guy? Fly stud,
You know for a fact that it’s not the first time he’s joined the mile high club
He’s got priorities to climb, but women flock and start pouncing,
So while he’s busy tryna Mount Washington, they’re all tryna mount him.
The style game on point, clothing fresh and looking fluid,
He’d be the first backpacker that nik-A would actually be cool with.

GAAAAAAAHHHH!!! I'm dead.

Dude’s a force of nature, hot stuff - so take care when you speak,
Take a look at the pic…that’s not fog, it’s the steam coming off of Bleak.

Coulda been worded better, but still fucking hilarious.

I'm at sea level, he's on a mountain top just looking so lovely,
One look at the pics would only confirm that he's 1000 levels above me.

Closer is dope.

I think this is a clean win for Swerve who stayed devastatingly complimentary throughout his verse. Thanks for this, guys -- I live for shit like this.

Vote -- Swerve

Cool battle
I enjoyed both, Bleak didn’t disappoint, couple cool lines
But i have Swerve taking this, wording was on point. Backpacker was lotb for me

V Swerve

Dead at the backpacker Line wow

Game over hahahahaha

Sorry I had to