Lyric Olympics: uh oh vs Diablo
 

Where the winner/ champion decides the following week’s format.

Rules:
Participants will get an invite via PM and must respond within 24 hours or I’m moving on to the next.

This will all take place in the discussion forum. Matches, verses and votes.

If you no-show you’ll be banned from the Discussion forum. NO EXCUSES. You accept this when you agree to battle.

Votes should have a brief explanation but I’ll take what we can get to keep things moving.

Line limit is 20 (but i'm flexible)
First to 5 votes (must win by two)

The first installment will be a topical battle with two heavy hitters. Topical guys have been more active so I gave them the edge.

Due to faggot dull boy and wittt no showing. I pick the format.

Verses due Sunday at 12am ET. Votes due by Tuesday at 12am ET.
New match goes up Wednesday.
I will try to keep this timeline up but know that it can change.


Format:
Straight battle

@Diablo @uh-oh

ayooo

sup faggot

each bar buryin this barbarian, you gettin' killed this week dawg
for wanderin' aimlessly through life with Nomad skills to speak of
this nigga beats off & pays for pussy doubting he'll catch AIDS
whores he pulls are like sports results.. all of 'em are found on the backpage
My house is a man cave cuz my horror collections ridiculous bro
ur house is a man cave cuz ur a neanderthalic numbskull that lives on his own
youre fixing up old ass auto repairs at 25 years of life
dummy took the commercial "uh-oh, better get maaco" as career advice
your beard has lice, you hibernate and microwave your life away
so ur hardest hitters are like ur father figure.. deadbeats that never see the light of day

OH YEA

I GOT SOME SHIT I'D LIKE TO SAY
YOUR TWICE AS GAY AS A HOMO.
AIGHT. OK.
NOW THAT THATS DONE GET READY FOR ACTION
I'LL FIST FIGHT YOUR WACK SON AFTER BEHEADING THE FAT CUNT
HE CAME OUT OF.
FILM IT FOR HORROR FLICKS YOU LIKE. DA GOD KNOWS
THESE BOARDS NEED POLICING. WATCH HOW AMADOU DIABLO
WORDPLAY. I TRIED IT.
YOUR A NERD. GAY. AND BITE SHIT
PROLLY NOT, BUT I'LL COP A SQUAT AND PISS SHIT INTO YOUR EYES BITCH
KILLA
WIPE YA EYELIDS. HOW THE FUCK DO PUNCHES WORK
I ONLY UNDERSTAND BRUNCH AND CERTAIN DIFFERENT TYPES OF LUNCHES JERK
BODIED.
BREAKFAST AND DINNER CATCH THIS WRECK AND GET THINNER
FATSO. LMAO YO YOU JUST GOT BODIED CATCH A CAB HO

Diablo’s verse was less horrible than uh-oh’s.


Vote - Diablo

Why are y’all so bad?

Don't ever disrespect the integrity of what Nika is trying to do real talk. Not one good line.


Lars - after I saw the 2003 bar buryin barbarian reference I knew we'd be in trouble. Nomad line was aiiight.. maaaco line was harsh lol did he deserve that? Ohhhh shit the father line was crucial too Lololol


Vote - Diablo for the two brutal personals

Fuck this. Smh.

Diablo wins.

I’ll first fight your wack son is outstanding.