Round 4: Einstein vs. John F. Kennedy
 

RL Alias Tourney 2006 Semi-Finals

Einstein:

How can I put this gently... ur music is hated, take a hint please
No real hip-hop fan likes u since u got thrown on a 50 Cent piece
Why bother procrastinatin? the government knows who rawest
They had u assassinated... u were too square for the oval office
E flow is flawless, I make women out of men who seem great
After I make him turn bitch...
Y'all gonna be callin John "Salley" like u're an old Pistons teammate
I'll cheese grate this geeks face vigorously until this coward screams
Hes a virgin, the only time Js been laid- is on top of sour cream
..2 roads, u reaching the 1 that leads to victory...no chance in hell J
I'm like a Broncos hall of fame tour guide way I'm showin u the L-way
Get a body bag, I'm killing ur rainbow riding ass for being proudly fag
U're a sucker, so I'll let my hands hang out round' ur neck & lollygag
U're godly bad, you winning this tourney would truely amaze me
U'll shoot straight to the top- but those bullets wont even graze E
Theres no stoppin this bitch, combos got you dodgin the hits
On the defensive so much...
U just 'roll w/the punches' like u're part of the entourage of my fist
How can u honestly diss, cunt last round u was praisin my writin
Was on my dick after I said YOUR text-ass like that state that u died in!
I'm wastin my kid, readin garbage u're gracin my eyes with. for sure dude...
This round is the final four... yup, the final for u!

JFK:

I always talk about fucking opponents moms', I've grown in time
That, plus even the females in ur family got faces that look cloned from mine

Such a big brain, solving problems.. but let's riddle this fucker...
You think it means youre Greater Than when girls point at ur littlest number?
You want a math problem? Alright fine, I can grace you with facts
MY FISTS + YOUR FACE = ?, there, now solve your way out of that
Don't act like you're rich either, smart? it's apparent you're dumb
You're wallets just like you're division skill, only good for carrying ones
I don't know why they call you a genius, I think that old term's corny
If you're so good at solving word problems, then solve your whole verse for me
The people love me more, even though I was grazed with shots
I got an airport out of the deal, you got a chain of fucking bagel shops
You're good with numbers, I'm good with words and nursery rhymes
You ran a calculator with ur skill, I ran a country and a tourney with mine
You ran when the Nazis came, which means you'll leave in a moment
If someone had just mentioned Hitler earlier, I coulda got a decent opponent
You honestly showed up with that shit? Well, I guess largely it's true
If you think you won, I've left brains on my wife that were smarter than you
You were the face of Physics, I suck at Science, my mind-state limits me
But if there's anything you've got the face of... it's 9th grade Chemistry

P.S. I fucked you're mother, I was jk