UFC 217
 

im hype as fuck

i wish the ufc didn't dillute itself, i mean i guess it had to kind of, there are still swathes of fighters that i dont know, who are probably readily recognisable to true mma fans now, but i can't bring myself to give a shit outside of these mega cards

bisbing/gsp im hype for. im pulling for that limey cocksucker. even tho gsp was stuntin in the embedded with the old pelle pelle jacket

garbrandt/dillashaw should be good. maybe this will finally end this faggoty shitshow in the media between these doofuses. pulling for garbrandt cuz ohio duh

joanna/thug rose, i don't think rose is ready. i don't think she ever will be. joanna is the closest representation of the process of providing feminine thoughts to my drug addled brain. meaning im a man right. im attracted to women that look good. if she works at mcdonalds or is a high powered ceo i don't give a shit about a chicks accomplishments in life. if she is ugly my dick and feels cant dig it. but joanna is ugly and has a boy body and i would fuck that boy body with all the aggression a fat terribly out of shape ghoul could deliver. i like rose but joanna champion is gonna champion of course

masvidal/thompson should be dope. i fuck with masvidal THO

also wanna peep the mickey gall fight and hope that fucko can keep winning in his fight for relevance

bisping, dillashaw, masvidal, Hendricks, Vick

tbh I'm just trying make money on these underdogs but I fux with all of them too.

i also find Joanna champion weirdly attractive. still won't watch women fight. thug rose that fire tho.

Pumped!
Perfecto right after hurricanes vs v tech

Agree with everything you said. Especially Joanna vs Rose... Joanna is scary

It's a great event. Stoked for every fight on the main card. Bisping should win tbh, but I'm curious to see how GSP will look. Part of me thinks even an over the hill GSP is good enough to win. Plus Bisping didn't exactly look good against Henderson. So with reservations I'm going with GSP for the upset.

I love the Garbrandt-Dillashaw fight. Hard to pick, but ultimately I think Dillashaw is open to get countered and Garbrandt is quicker and hits harder. Dillashaw has more tools and can definitely win, but I see Garbrandt retaining.

Joanna wins comfortably IMO. Rose is dope and brilliant in flashes, but JJ drops an early round en route to a late stoppage is my guess. Just a more sound process overall.

Wonderboy-Masvidal has a high chance of being a snoozer but it could be dope too. I got Masvidal in the slight upset. Part of me suspects Wonderboy might be a little shot at 34 and after the Woodley fights. If Masvidal fights smart and counters moving forward - as opposed to pressuring too aggressively and eating some funky karate kicks - I think he's got the goods.

Lots of good fights on the undercard too. I'm excited for it.

Has hendricks been winning again? Just trying to figure out how hes stuck around. Feel like the past 5 times ive heard his name it was after him losing

Shits gonna be lit tonight

I wouldn't completely count rose out tho... she can be dangerous to.

I like rose, hope she knocks that polish bitch out.

Bisping the most overrated fluke POS to ever wear the middle weight belt. GSP gonna gnp or submit him. Rose is bae, also from Yakima, WA. so I hope she gets the upset but it prob won't happen. Dillashaw also a fluke champion and will prob get washed again lol

^ dave menne was a worse champion. tj had his way with barao twice to get the strap, and that dude was on an incredible tear at the time.

at the end of the day, either guy would slap you silly and grab your girl in front of you while you write them hateful posts on reddit from your phone in the corner, so it's whatever really.

and nah hendricks has fallen the fuck off uh oh but he's a goon so i rock with him.

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lol did i offend an mma purist? shut up no one cares what would happen irl.

missed the first round of the gall fight, seen he got cut up with elbows though

he controlled the 2nd pretty thoroughly though

see if either of them are gassed here in the 3rd.

and gall loses a bloody snoozer

That head kick KO tho lol. PPV starts soon

http://buffstreamz.com/watch/mma.php

Shits been dope so far besides the 2 doc stoppages.

Wonderboy looked sharp as ever. Impressive performance, but as long as Woodley's the champ he's not sniffing a title shot. Nobody wants to see rd 3 between them.

YESSS
THUG ROSE!!!!!! ROUND ONE

Told yall

Holy shit. Rose just steamrolled Joanna. Unreal.