Happy Columbus day NCs
 

Thankful that that filthy ginzaloon got the money and ships off some spanish broad to sail to this great nation (sorta) and pillage the local populace for goldand supplies

Without great men like him we'd all be in europe, probably under the yoke of nazism living in stone huts and sleeping in straw beds.

Lets take the day to remember and honor this white guinea for his courage and bravery in laying the groundwork for the conquest of the indigenous

RIP

You guys sure like giving holidays to dead guys.

At least our dead guy holidays are based on real people with real FEATS

oh Patrick the saint he chased snakes out of ireland

YOU CELEBRATE THE DEATH OF YOUR CULTURE TO FOREIGN INVADERS WITH A FOREIGN GOD.

Apologise

Ummm everyone knows paddy was legit a magic Welsh guy who beefed with snakes and invented Guinness. What do you mean myth?

AT LEAST HE KNEW WHERE HE WAS, CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT CONTINENT HE WAS ON.

HE THOUGHT HE WAS IN ASIA.

THIS IS YOUR HERO?

ok ok I dig where this going

Colombo was a pig
@Destroyer

goddamnit lmao

Columbus raped my great great great great grandma

she shouldn't have been wearing them skimpy feathers

What did anyone expect after some colored people cooked poultry for a white guy?
Probably blew his mind tbh

All I know is that cheese burgers are amazing and pizza was perfected here in the states. We may not be there inventor of either, but they were made into glorious and succulent commodities that any other country can suck it.

Edit: we DID invent BBQ and jazz so there's that.

The first “hamburger” came from Hamburg Germany
So we didn’t invent that to piece of shit.

Also we didn’t invent B.B.Q either moron, let me guess we invented democracy too?

And wtf are talking about everyone knows the best pizza comes from
The greaseball capital of the world.

Fuckng a finny

There's a flaw in the logic there though, a dude from Norway ''discovered'' America before that dude so I doubt we'd all be living nowhere and never knowing about the continent if it hadn't been for him, lol. Tbh I'd rather live in straw huts than having the gov't you guys are living under now.

R.i.p to the real captain america!!!!!!

This day doodoo nigga I worked

I just got off work. Worked 8-8:30. Gonna tell my boss i stayed til 10 tho

His fault for not investing in a timeclock lol

This is literally an insane point of view.

Nothing has changed for the common man except the person who speaks on the magical moving pictures box

I can agree with that.

One of my days off just happebed to fall today. As it does every other week.

lmaoooo