Netcees question of the Day
 

How many 8 year olds you think you could take in a fight?

All of them

Without swinging I'll say 10-15. If I'm teeing off though I'll say 20-30

I honestly have no idea. Probably hundreds? Assuming they are mindlessly attacking and biting and clawing. It would be me tiring out and breaking my hands on there heads. Im picturing like a neverending horde of them tho

Are they unarmed?

when i was a kid, maybe 12 or so, I was talking shit to some fake thug that used to roll up to the projects to hang out and talk about his made up police record. He was probably like 23 or so. Long story short is he finally got really pissed after a few days of me and like 5 other kids (ranging from 8-12) clowning on him for trying to come over and mack on high school girls. He grabbed me and tried dragging me into his friends house to beat me up. The pack of kids I was with all rushed him. We beat the living shit out of him, no weapons. He busted my lip but that was about it. Point being, It may be harder that it seams if they're all rushing at once.

I LIKE MY ODDS.

although when i was 12 i was like 5'9 or some shit. 12 is like 7th grade? i was for sure 5'11 in 8th grade, and stayed that way for as long as i could remember, although like 2 years ago i was 6'1 at a doctors visit. so i hit some weird 2 inch growth spurt in my 20's which makes no sense.

actually i dunno cuz i thought 8 years old was like 3rd grade? i'm just trying to think how they could even hurt you though. maybe pinches? because full blast punches from a 3rd grader literally are nothing. maybe a shin kick with good boots wouldn't be fun. thats why i'm thinking they're mindless and biting and shit. a never ending horde of them, you can pick them up and throw them into eachother

but that opens your balls up as you hoist one to throw it.

I can curl 25 lbs each arm about 36 each times before getting utterly exhausted so I'd say about half of 36. I could knock out 18 eight year olds but the 19th one might get the best of me.

it'd be like that scene in the matrix w/ all the agents

What if while punching the first one, the second one kicks / punches / bites you in the nuts, WHAT WILL YOU DO THEN!?

might be a wrap for me after that. Kids are vicious these days

My daughters 8 and I see the kids in her class, I'm pretty damn sure I would kill every single 8 year old in the world excluding viking and back wood Alabama type bloodlines cause they're my size at 8 already I'm sure.

3rd world child soldiers.. Prolly a dozen or so

Middle class white kids.. All day.