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Allen Knight (2-0) vs Suthaveli (2-0) - Suthaveli WINS
NBL Season 10 Week 3 Due SUNDAY 12/04/16 Minimum - 10 lines Max - 20 lines - NO BITING - NO FEEDING - NO SWAYING - AGREE ON LINE LIMIT Don't edit after your opponent has posted. 2nd person to post can't edit after the 1st vote comes in. Don't be an idiot. Don't use your opponent's pic unless it's a pic battle. May God have mercy on your souls! |
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Look,
U gets no pussy.I'ma let tha whole world know dude is wiffin Call up ta Ikea customer service & b like, "Allen screwin box is missin" Apologies 4 that dad pun, but I see the 'Easy Win' glarin off ya I'ma Saint when raping bitches like u..*Slow transformation into Darren Sharper* I'd rape abuse ur rep, so don't waste ur useless breath Heh. But seriously all jokes aside, so allow me ta place u to the left Horror reference, wrestling bar, gay slurs.Change tha lines, brah.. That poor quality of material u're sportin tags are readin #madeinchina Don't spar w.the hands of God or u'll hit the pavement hardest My swats'll bust in ur fronts.. Neighbors'll look thinkin a raid's in progress In predictions they'll say u'll win.I like my naysayers better wrong.. I'm quick ta transform 2 gun ta blast him in his Prime form... Megatron Come bring the ruckus, luv.I'm dustin mugs when bussin slugs I'll b in ya face w.open arms like the ugly bitch who's always wantin hugs Better run fam if my gun jams cauz u're still my homing target Nes taught me - if he starts actin up, pull the joint out & blow that cartridge |
Had to key real quick...
Aka james sutherland u stay gettin beat in txt pussy, ur in some trouble my G cuz everyone of James Ellsworth enough laughs to rival the one from WWE ur chick ain't a dime faggot, ugly bitch's older than metts & u sayin that slut is a Tennis the funniest shit i've ever seen over the net we can battle or throw the hands, u'll get rocked & damaged any type of fight u Phenom a bug out & punch ur head till its off the planet im all about that stick up game, i'd rob a church u dummy i'll throw bullets at ya chest from my Carr then take ya girl & Raider purse for money all u do is talk about me u fuckin has been, i dread ya stuff ironic u Postmortem me than anyone but ur text relevance is dead as fuck ur girl has u pussy whipped, we be trainin that ass ya bastard everyone of my Dogtags that slut while u identify her as your master w/ the hands i'll smoke ur life bitch, i'll bomb ur place i'll uppercutt till James Bond w/ my fist & it feels like the Skyfall on his face ur sis wanted to touch my cock after i spit game,pussy been tight that slut was down to Jacket after i gave her that warm feeling inside |
Horror reference, wrestling bar, gay slurs.Change tha lines, brah..
That poor quality of material u're sportin tags are readin #madeinchina Don't spar w.the hands of God or u'll hit the pavement hardest My swats'll bust in ur fronts.. Neighbors'll look thinkin a raid's in progress vs ur chick ain't a dime faggot, ugly bitch's older than metts & u sayin that slut is a Tennis the funniest shit i've ever seen over the net im all about that stick up game, i'd rob a church u dummy i'll throw bullets at ya chest from my Carr then take ya girl & Raider purse for money w/ the hands i'll smoke ur life bitch, i'll bomb ur place i'll uppercutt till James Bond w/ my fist & it feels like the Skyfall on his face both came light here compared to other battles voting based on execution and over all smoothness in the flips mvgt allen |
cool battle here
suth that opener was mad creative but corny af lol darren sharper was nice, different swats'll bust in ur fronts was dope (shouldn't have added the s to front tho) dece closer some of ur misses were pretty bad tbh decent verse vs james ellsworth lol ok postmortem was cool dogtags had so much potential but u went a different way w/ it I wasn't feelin james bond was dope I dunno man this ones close af Ima go off ak's misses having more potential v/allen kni |
Suthaveli - Darren sharper, jokes aside, closer
Al - Carr/Raider, postmortem, skyfall Aright. So this is pretty difficult. I got em matched in quotables but als hit harder. Also suths misses were pretty bad so for that, vote al |
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I liked all of suths except the last three...allen had the raidrr; post and skyfall... im actually gonna give this to suth cuz i just enjoyed his shit a bit more... the humor was a bit better ...felt aks missin were just bad here...
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Opener, made in China, megatron, closer
Vs Tennis, Carr I seen AK come way better and it's a shame he had to key because this could have been botw. Sadly, suth went hard the whole way V/suth |
U gets no pussy.I'ma let tha whole world know dude is wiffin
Call up ta Ikea customer service & b like, "Allen screwin box is missin" Horror reference, wrestling bar, gay slurs.Change tha lines, brah.. That poor quality of material u're sportin tags are readin #madeinchina Don't spar w.the hands of God or u'll hit the pavement hardest My swats'll bust in ur fronts.. Neighbors'll look thinkin a raid's in progress Come bring the ruckus, luv.I'm dustin mugs when bussin slugs I'll b in ya face w.open arms like the ugly bitch who's always wantin hugs vs all u do is talk about me u fuckin has been, i dread ya stuff ironic u Postmortem me than anyone but ur text relevance is dead as fuck ur girl has u pussy whipped, we be trainin that ass ya bastard everyone of my Dogtags that slut while u identify her as your master vote = Suthaveli. more quotables. he also had the LOTB with the opener. I like Allen's style reminds me of Dynamix however every punchline used a wordplay which has been done quite a few times so it lacked the sting. |
4-3 Suthaveli
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