unidentified "thing" with horns washes ashore
 

om my god u finally posted some shit right down my alley my dude

you need help

i believe it was a sea monster

Literally laughed aloud

This page isn't redirecting properly.

It's a government cover up.

Hahahaha

Coolio

Link is gamble.

Fix it plz

experts are saying its an oar fish


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUaL6hHluZ8

Oarfish, while cool as fuck, don't have horns.

BUT I STILL CAN'T SEE THA LINK.

EDIT: Link finally works. That could be an oarfish, word.

the horns could be a curved bone. ribs, jaw not sure but it could easily be a bone imo

lol he doesn't remind you of bone tho?

That face and head look fake as fuck.

Without that in the way, it's an oar fish no doubt.

i said it was a fucking sea monster PATRICK

Seen this on reddit

a number of years back a "pre-historic" species of shark that lives in like the deepest areas of the ocean swam up to surface near Japan..

I'd bet this is another ancient deep, deep ocean animal. Or maybe not even ancient, there are areas of the ocean that human simply cannot reach - where we have literally /no idea/ what goes on or lives there.

What would cause it to surface is the real mystery.

I think its something from there to

i spend 90 percent of my high time online looking into cryptozooligy/ocean monsters etc

It looks like an oarfish swallowed a Viking helmet that people wear on Halloween. It came to the surface screaming Chyeahhh's name, awakened by a deep underearth tremor triggered by human weather tampering. (which is actually plausible)

Expect giant squids with leafblowers lodged in their throats, gentlemen. I fear that this is only the beginning.

@Chyeahhh!!! aka Omni Potent get links for our fucking battle stop being a hoe'nigga

he speaks....
 

phuck yew and phuck yewr links! I battle for the fun and don't care if the shit gets shut down for a lack of votes or links or a nigga wins because he did his thing. I just like the spit for spat honestly and I vote or feed whenever the phuck I want to. Check my battle with Rawn and you'll see just how much I care about voting or links lol. Matter of fact, take a look at any of my other battles for friendly referencing purposes to see if I was upping threads for votes, etc and go phuck yewrself 2 x's nigga and then go phuck yewself enthusiastically again for good measure. I hope yew die of thirst yew thirsty phuck, yew