Happy birthday Alvin Karpis!!!!
 

Man, we made it! Finally 29 years old! Hope you get all the wampum u desire homie

Lol dead.

Hope it's his last.

We would have sealed his coffin ON HIS BIRTHDAY

i need to know that you feel sorrow over this loss too

Lmfaoooooooo

How did this not happen


I feel like we altered destiny


Surely consequences will be grave

we may have unknowingly doomed text forever

@Alvin Karpis.. come acknowledge the birthday wishes homie

it's actually the 21st

fucking dirty thirty right around the corner

@Bags

Thanks to allen being a LIAR, text may live to see another day

Lmao he lives

We are birthday twins <3

Karp > bags

Hey everyone, I hope everyone is having fun.
I hope you have a blessed birthday

It actually was my son's birthday today.

He's 4.

4 is young to be a faggot tbc.

My bad...as soon as I said that my brain was like 'Darryl, that was not ok, say sorry'

But my brain is retarded so it's probably wrong.

Nah for real...props to you and your son...I'm about to have one and I feel like if I get the little dude to 4 I'll be doing well cuz idk wtf I'm supposed to do.

Like, seriously man. I get that you're trying to troll me. And regardless of what I say here you're just going to type "lol". So I'll just say this for my motherfucking self. K?

The fuck you gonna call a 4 year old on his birthday a faggot for?

I get it.. You're trying to diss me and make me mad. It really worked, I mean... That's my fucking kid you're talking about.

I don't know a father on this planet fucking earth that wouldnt stomp the mother fucking life out of you if you were sitting right in front of me and said that shit to me. You understand that right? Little coward where ever the fuck you're from getting a hard on thinking he's cool talking about little kids.

Grow the fuck up man.

I agree.

It was a stupid thing to say.

My apologies.

Fuck you and your bitch ass apologies.

I hope you get cancer and die in one of the most unimaginable ways.

Trust me, so do I.