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Witty 06-01-2016 06:13 PM

I'm nuts
 
I gotta make a verse, then I gotta make it hotter, make those words
Burn like lava, they should hurt
Battling these dudes is like a holiday from work
I go solid snake, berzerk, on anybody flexin', fuck race
both black and white can get attacked tonight, if he's vs me
the last thing that nerd'll see is my sexy smug face
cuz I don't see an opponent, I see a freshly dug grave
I'm a little ted bundy in the head, killing all n sundry then instead
of cooking, I nibbled the bitch I killed on Monday, in the shed
Hannibal thought you should compliment liver with Chianti
fucking animal, God, I prefer a Guinness and a Brandy
Brandene used to work in a canteen
she was last seen with a guy this weekend
don't ask me, I was sleepin'
I had a Jeffry Dahmer night with a sexy farmer's wife
that shit gets me hard, I like the sound of flesh to carving knife
I get erections from vivisection, got a big collection of blades
a sick reflection of rage, I hoard 'em for thrills
store 'em and sort 'em in order of kills
liked the one I used when I cooked a whore on the grill
That takes pride of place, never seen a tighter waist
killed her in the light of day, tied n raped the slut
then fried her face in the microwave
I'm in a grumpy mood, right?
cuz my last slut was fucking rude and her cunt was too tight
I told her 'I don't feel like I'm fuckin you right
when I'm fucking you like 'what the fuck it do?'
Stop looking at my dick and suck it, you dyke.'
Yeah I may be heinous when I raise the stainless
idc, I'll fuck baby Jesus in his baby anus
they call me devil child, they call me Lucifer
I've got the virgin mary and I'm abusing her
pushing her off a cliff then yelling down
'Fall you stupid slut, let's see if your son helps you now'
Damn right I'm a dirt person, I stay playin in the mud
but I don't mean the earth, I mean ur girl when she takes it in the butt
when I rape the chick, wipe the blade n lick the blood
I like the taste, I'm frigging nuts.

Geno 06-01-2016 07:46 PM

Relapse-ish

Its 3am in the morning..

big baby 06-01-2016 10:22 PM

Will edit with feed

Witty 06-02-2016 06:38 PM

Lies :(

Witty 06-04-2016 02:44 PM

Rawr

Witty 06-06-2016 06:29 PM

Echo (echo) (echo) (echo)

emcee squared 06-06-2016 06:32 PM

1

Witty 06-06-2016 06:34 PM

Lol this flow is insane.

Be srs plz.

Witty 06-10-2016 04:16 PM

Upward

Witty 06-17-2016 04:45 PM

And again.

big baby 06-18-2016 12:47 PM

stfu

sucked thx


too much common core horror story. We get it you're a freak and eat knives for breakfast and rape chicks not cause you're horny cause their pain soothes you. Your dick is a sledge hammer and your blood lust is metaphorical. Rhymes were ok at best. Didn't think highly of this. sucked thx

Witty 06-20-2016 08:05 PM

All valid points.


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