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-   -   Penis Emoji aka Zelph 3-5 vs MFTastik 2-0 - MF WINS BY DQ, ZELPH BITES (http://netcees.org/showthread.php?t=123641)

Sharp 05-02-2016 11:02 PM
Penis Emoji aka Zelph 3-5 vs MFTastik 2-0 - MF WINS BY DQ, ZELPH BITES
 
NBL Season 9


Due Thursday
Extension available.


Minimum - 10 lines
Max - 16 lines
Line limit can increase if both agree

NO biting
NO swaying
NO feeding
NO recycling
You must check in
Don't edit after your opponent has posted
2nd person to post can't edit after the first vote comes in
Don't be an idiot
Don't use your opponent's pic unless it's a pic battle
Agree on a line limit
May God have mercy on your souls
@MFtastick @Zelph you know you're reading this

8===D~~~~(}: 05-02-2016 11:46 PM
I don't appreciate this

Ghost1 05-02-2016 11:48 PM
Lold

MFtastick 05-03-2016 01:10 AM
12

8===D~~~~(}: 05-03-2016 09:26 PM
12 sounds good

MFtastick 05-04-2016 09:15 PM
Im not gonna be home for the next couple days so I gotta post now. Sorry for the rushed shit but fuck it no excuses.

MFtastick 05-04-2016 09:16 PM
Fuck this guy. Off the rip. You want bars then I got y'all/
Or square up. Bomb right in his chest like Alahu akhbar/
One jab givem lock jaw. Or it's gats drawn. Lift the bird up./
Then Z gettin a shell to his chest. That's Surfs up/

Right hand give him one big hit like a sisqo tune/
Then the deuce go accross his face like disco moves./
Dog You drew the wrong card starting with me/
Penis emoji. Wtf bro. Guess you are what you eat./

Pull up. Lead gripped. Full clip. Dead shit./
Give ya soul wings like Crash Bandicoot when he gets hit./
head split. If this shit had a flyer. Zelph wouldn't be on the poster/
Z would be on the back like n64 controllers/

8===D~~~~(}: 05-04-2016 09:33 PM
Line limit is 16


Lemme get that DQ


Or I can let it slide and we both get a win?

MFtastick 05-04-2016 10:01 PM
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Hush 05-05-2016 08:03 PM
Some fire in there boy

Sharp 05-05-2016 08:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 8===D~~~~(}: (Post 583681)
Line limit is 16


Lemme get that DQ


Or I can let it slide and we both get a win?
Mf edited his verse. Match what he was or ask for the ext tonight or its a no-show

8===D~~~~(}: 05-05-2016 10:39 PM
Ext plz

8===D~~~~(}: 05-06-2016 03:00 PM
MFtastik, take a seat
Bags & Joe Boston- this is a text beef


Gun game on fleeee, this nigga dead/
Treat u like an empty mechanical pencil- fill u wit lead/
Ur just Aladdin distress. But tbh I'm not really mad fagit/
The knife? LIKE OPRAH. I'm givin the whole audience a stab at it!/

U gon be dead off rip, catch it on cam/
A Spanish grandmother at Xmas time, pray for fam/
You'll flinch when I heap u wit lefts, the gat eager to stretch/
Cuz I'm not really a fan,tastic. We're both just decent at best/

If I'm at the party then trust me we alllll gettin throwed tonight/
once I'm drunk u dnt wanna see these hands.. I'm Diodes wife/
guns drawn, think I'll stop poppin shots at ur guts? wrong/
&&& 'I'm not missing u at all'... like that old eighties love song/

Hush 05-07-2016 02:10 PM
Fantastic got this easily

Kenny the OG 05-07-2016 06:05 PM
The disco moves & N64 controller bars were dope to me. Wears 'decent at best' bar was funny and the nameflip was ok. Other than that he pulled an aero and was talkin a bunch of fuckery Lol.

Vote- mft

Sharp 05-07-2016 09:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Destroyer (Post 577714)
before I'm even seeing ur piece, I'm putting 3 in ur knees
cuz ur too slow to put the mag up like every week in this league
guns drawn, think I'll stop poppin shots at ur guts? wrong
&&& 'I'm not missing u at all'... like that old eighties love song
I stay a college grad, while u sit & plan what crime to do
if anyone saying 'accredited,' it's ur homie dropping a dime on u
I pop off rounds like the Death Star, des'll end ur world w/out warning
won't be a Star Wars premiere when u catch a rogue one in the morning
I'll see ur bones shattered... the fucking votes won't matter
diode will make a thread about u, I'll leave ur body so cold & haggard
des a matador in a Maybach, with a black M-4, so stay back
u'll see red when I hit the Bull's eye with the steel on ur fitted NBA cap
Are you shitting me
@Allen Knight I'm banning zelph from nbl. @Diode site is your call. @Knucklehead I think nc court is long overdue for a session

Allen Knight 05-08-2016 09:16 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sharp (Post 584263)
Are you shitting me
@Allen Knight I'm banning zelph from nbl. @Diode site is your call. @Knucklehead I think nc court is long overdue for a session
i been tryna get rid of that fag, hes forever banned from nbl now.


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