Puppy Love
 

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2 Mah Dogg BAE – Luv u, from Rover Da Ruff Luvvin’ Dogg Thugg

If anyone say you’re not a good girl, that shit is false
Baby, you're the only one I think about when I'm licking my balls
I mean - daaamn, you'z a sexy bitch! And I ain't being witty
Girl, you make me wanna suck on all 8 of them titties
Ayo boo, lemme come over there and sniff your bare ass
You're the only reason I'm happy I never have to wear pants
I’ll come over to your doghouse… where we’re alone
And show you the only place I wanna bury my bone
Bitch, you love my dogg swagg and the way that I rock it
Here, check out this tube of red lipstick - syke, that's my dog dick
Ayo, when I see that dog-gina – it’s like seein’ heaven’s light
I'll give you a “Dog Pound” but it ain’t somewhere you gotta spend the night
I’ll hump you like crazy and leave your body defiled..
Fuckin’ rock you so wild, no wonder humans copy our style
I want to impress you, that’s why I wear this meaty cologne
I’d even eat your puke.. right after I’m done eating my own

some of this shit was hysterical. couple of em missed the mark but thats the way the cookie crumbles.

coulda went for a dog eat dog world play over the puke one. but its your piece wtf do I know.


a shame Nigma noshowed you..hes my homie and all but you should get a herd of midgets to headbutt him in the nuts on his birthday. he deserves it.

good shit tho. enjoyed the read.

i thought it was dope, conceptually. creative and funny. the phrases you chose were nice and almost every one was funny. lmao @ suck on 8 titties. that's just wrong. obviously the mechanics were simple but it doesn't have to be intricate and full of internals when it's just supposed to be hilarious. good shit, bro.