So today I found out...
 

I am going to have a son :D

Young wittison the second. Congrats

lmao will you train him in the dark arts of text battling?

i'd love to have my son beat yours in The Winter Topical 2035 finals

congrats man. if you want your child to defeat Lars' in a topical battle, I can be their coach. think about it

you aint never beat me tho

so how that gonna work?

I feel like Witty son more of a battle tho

He will resent Witty for being a fagit topicalist an sign into nbl where I will take him under my wing an teach him to hate his father.

Congrats



I'm 5hinking for his username something like


Bags son

Or

My dad's a fagit


Nahmean

fixed lmao


nah congrats man, best of luck and may your first child be a masculine child.

Congrats dude!

Thats awesome Witty

congrats bro

Congrats!!

these only work if both apply.

equal topicalist, better teacher.

...

forever ether. the god of this shit - dead till Easter
leather demeanor from my head to my wiener


goddamnit, gotta stop once I use "wiener"

^dem bars trash, cuz.


Pat will show you how to spit, and make it real easy to follow,
ya girl never spits, when it comes to pat, she only gon swallow.

lmao you're good and you're Myrmidon family

but ive beat 96% of peoples top ten all time lists

you somewhere like 57-69%

tbc

and my dicks bigger

Congrat Wit-tee

Hospital lady legit took a look and said 'oh that is DEFINITELY a boy'...I was so proud. Being proud of your unborn son's penis is an odd feeling.

LMAO

Loln picturing her saying that an Witty yelling FUCK YEA hahaha