BATTLE ROYALE: THE KID GOSLING DIVISION
 

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@ill nik-A
@King Karaoke
@Junto
@Infiltration
@Cred
@Lotto Smirk
@slecht
@Witty

Welcome, Greenhorns. I have delved into your txtbattlewarrior history and you have not been found wanting. Due to your particular set of skills you have been chosen for a great honor. Unfortunately, that honor consists of calling each other wack and gay until only one person triumphs.

You eight are a part of a select group. This is an organisation shrouded in secrecy and and I'm loathe to speak about in such a public setting. This group is of course the Kid Gosling Division™

*CUE OMINOUS MUSIC*

If you're in doubt about how serious to take this battle, always remember that you're representing Kid Gosling. It's go fucking hard or go home. The Kid Gosling Division™ represents strength, grace, and fluidity. These are your qualities. Do not disappoint. Good luck and Godspeed young Goslings. Godspeed.

Welcome!

I will not let Kid Gosling down.

In

Cash

Junto checks

@slecht @King Karaoke @Lotto Smirk, you've a few hours before you noshow and take an L

@King Karaoke
@Junto
@Infiltration
@Cred
@Lotto Smirk
@slecht
@Witty

Listen, faggots…

Karaoke can’t be compared to nik & that’s a fact son
u proud u finally proved u were black as a shadow… it’s just fire doesn’t have one
Jun, act dumb! don’t give a fuck about ya alias son, honestly
I get points vs u for killin the others… cuz I dissed Classic in our last battle & still won comfortably
beat Inf twice our last battle; think I didn’t notice? Fine!
This retard don’t learn; whipped ur ass in votes plus u edited ya verse 3 times after I posted mine
Why’s Cred gassed? it only took me 30 seconds to pound him
claimin u run shit in the yard… but ur tired punches would get knocked out by Dada 5000
How many times must I kill Smirk before u show blunder, shame?
u’re not getting lucky… cuz Lotto’s wordplay is near the bottom in the number’s game
in this battle royal slecht’s the obvious useless joint victim
if u wanna see the worst votin ever; urs is money… & ya verse is a -$1.5 in ur stupid point system
u wack paragraph writing fag; ur animal infatuation stops here
u can call this a witty decapitation… cuz I’m ripping the Fox head like Motocross gear

Say Karaoke should be HOF'd for his NBL record?

but we only saw half the story; competition WAS vastly weak.
hindsight is always 20/20... in a land of blind followers the 1 eyed man was king
nik STILL on rap boards 20 yrs later, life's bound for epic failure.
way this old fart lingers gets bad looks from every1... that's a crowded elevator
smirk knows my shits hot; the rifles loaded he'll eat 6 shots..
i'd bet the bullet farm when i feedlot this livestock it have brains turn to pig slop
& junto's slow in the mind; takes dimwitted approaches to lines.
kid gosling gif is closest he's been associated w/ highbrow while holdin the mic
if cred want the hands; I got kimbo punches that'll end this actor.
heart'll stop like 'dada'.. & it'll take more than a vent thread to mend the fracture
slecht PM'ing me to word his trash lines i deleted that played stuff.
rate ur OWN bars.. shittt run em thru ya money system and you'd end up bankrupt
idk who tf witty is. if he the snake type trusttttt i got weapons near.
i ground zeros w/ bomb sites - we all gonna see a foxdie like the virus in metal gear

Hi...

Junto cries every time he doesn't win, can't take those L's like a boss
I guess Rhonda Rousey wasn't the only bitch contemplating suicide after a loss
I'm nice with the hands but I'll still drop you with a right knee, kid
Cred's videos suck, I haven't seen anyone make Chiraq look that bad since Spike Lee did
And who the fuck is Slecht? The name alone is enough to make me hurl
When it comes to competition, u ain't even in the picture like the ones Muff takes with his girl
Women turn down Witty regularly, he's never getting some box
Doesn't matter what cable provider u have, u won't ever see a "New Girl" on FOX
Infiltration is the weakest link in this bracket, against the rest of us you don't compare
You're the only person in this tourney whose spot we wish had gone to Chyeahh
Nik's the king of the kicks but don't get gassed geek
Cuz when I leave him in cement shoes, I'm not talking about the Jordans from last week
And Lotto ain't a challenge to me, I'll drop him swift
His style is trash, he couldn't raise eyebrows in that kid Gosling gif

Bye...

classick nik-A...

this dumbass came at a dude no one knew that ain't around anymore...
why we all in the Gosling division? u the only one breakin out wit The Notebook from 2004
& Kar u smokin trees if u think u hard, bitch... you'll get smoked wit ease
Put the barrel up to your caesar. And let it blow on the waves like an ocean breeze
i'm higher than Dom Toretto's moms stilettos - so shlect in this race got me baffled
You got no future in battles... you can go ahead put this in your waste of time capsule.
I told Cred we can throw hands, Showed up and let it bust wit the shotty
yea u got the spirit of competition in u... but the other one u had just left ur body
outsteppin the feds - switchin burners to hide my messaging trends
Infs familiar wit phone dumps. I smashed his chick, she hit him up like NEVER TEXT ME AGAIN
Witty I know u in the loop on the iPhone shit & how Apple got pressured...
Here's ur stance: if Bags asks, YOU'D give up that fuckin backdoor with pleasure
Lotto you lonely loser... Puttin yourself out of misery'll do the most for us all...
It'll be quick - click, click. Easy as goin to ur FB page & Like'ing every post on ur wall

Voters please rank this by order of verses 1-4. Nobody will be eliminated this round in this division due to people ducking. Everyone that noshowed will get a loss.

Save for Karaoke who won overall, it's hard to call it between Nik, Inf & Jun.

#1 Kare w/ the most quotables.
#2 Inf for the creativity.
#3 Jun clean & mean delivery
#4 Nik, dope as usual, just seemed lazy on his part.

Kar/ muff and cheyah lines tho
Inf/ old fart and metal gear cool
Junto/ phone dump was hot
Nik/ opener concept was hot, worded clumsy

1 junto
2 Kar
3 Nik
4 Inf


Can't front junto surprised the shit outa me and had like only 1 line I didn't like
Everyone did dope so it was hard to rank this


But that's how I saw it

1. Kare - dope verse. Wording helped carry it.

2. Junto - almost his whole verse hit. He had a couldn't played concepts but his wording really carried him.

3. Nik - he had a few good bars. Nothing too crazy tho

4. Inf - he had some dope concepts and it was really close between him n nik, but I really don't like his (and Hush's tbh) new wording style they using. Shits redundant.