The What-if Question Genie
 

...never struggle to think of what to write for a topical again.

http://www.brucevanpatter.com/what_if_questions.php

"what if a daring kid was followed by a gem?"

next week's AOWL topic tbc

What if a barber trained a bored rich kid

Seems legit

"What if a plumber risked danger for a city?"

http://thepunkeffect.com/wp-content/...pper_koopa.jpg

What if an ice cream lady challenged a couch?




i think i got the winner?



edit: nvm NOW i got the winner


What if your dad charmed a strange pizza?

Iono why but that movie reminds me of Judge Dredd

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etHMZiwKsXM

and I hope no one can see my edit history

Some of these are actually pretty cool.

What if a spy lived under an untrustworthy friend?
What if a rat became enchanted by the Thing from Another Dimension?
What if a viking stood up against a dark cave?
What if an outlaw went back in time for your family?
What if an ancient warrior feared a dragons egg?

Some are situationally funny as well:
What if a giant tripped over a teams mascot?
What if your brother made a pet out of the fountain of youth?
What if an ancient warrior feared a dragons egg?
What if a genius argued with a bear?
What if an evil genius tracked down the guy that never blinked?
What if an illustrator lost a job because of a strange egg?

Idgi

I think it's the language barrier, but 100% of those are objectively uncool and uninteresting at the same time

Could be the language barrier, or that I see potential where you do not. Difference in writing practice and personal preference goes just as far as the difference in what a reader prefers a story to be about.

LMAO I LEGIT FEEL LIKE WRITING TO THE COW BABYSITTING A LARGE EGG TOPIC