Wtf, advice please
 

Aight so.. my gf has a friend thats in a gay relationship with another girl, (they're both kinda hotish biggish chicks with huge tits) but theor dykes. Bit they were previously in straight relationships, (so maybe their bi, who knows)
so my gf goes to the pub while Im working one night and runs into one of her old friends and she's like 'we want to have a kid' but we are two lezos..so my gf is like 'of my bf will be up for it'...so I get home from work and she asks me (shes drunk as) will you do it?

What a canfull of worms...

what the fuck?
the answer is no, bro
because you can't just relinquish rights like that
pretty sure they can decide to hit you up for child support any time down the road

v/hell no

Ask you to do what tho?

Like go skeet in a jar for them or do it the old fashioned way?

This could be an interesting story for you or a dirtperson streetfight on one of the lesser known versions of Maury/Springer.

She isn't gonna let u fuck one of em if that's what ur hoping for.

Lol of course that's what he thinks. He's a fucking mor9n. He's in his mid 30s quoting vampire hang glider lines. Lmao. Smh.

Say you'll do it just so you can fuck, fuck them raw, and just pull out when you need to finish...

Why not just get the snip, fuck them both for above a year with no risk of children then finally give up like "Oh well, maybe I'm no good as a sperm doner"

You could also still fuck your current chick risk-free too

Win/win

lmao hilarious

Damn ur life must suck. Your so desperate for pussy that you are considering impregnating a fat dyke just to get some action.

@uh-oh

This seems like a good idea.

You should do it.

This can not go wrong for you.

Dyke pics or gtfo

lol....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Truth