So I can't tell...
 

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Buy a cat
get pussy
profit

lmao wont your mother hear you from the next room?

This is a sublime humble brag.

lmao you're unemployed, live with your mother, and Scottish/most likely ginger

what is there to think about?

fuck her again and to hell with the stds/consequences

you only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow

If you knew how powerful sex was you wouldn't have it with just anybody. During sex there's two different exchanges that take place: a physical and spiritual. Most grown adults are aware of the physical exchange. But the second is the spiritual which most people don't know about. When you have sex with someone, you exchange/ obtain whatever spirit(s) they have as well. You take on their qualities , behaviors, ideology Etc GOOD OR BAD & become a part of you. Sex was intended for one man and one woman. So many problems come as a result of sex outside of marriage. Disease and unplanned pregnancy are just the scratching the surface. You enter into a covenant with that other persons spirit. This happens every time you have sex with a person. And ... In addition to this ... Whoever they have had sex with ... Now you're attached to those people's spirits as well. This is why there's so many people with multiple personalities, who are dibbling and dabbling in this and that , who are confused , and all messed up in their thoughts , feelings and behavior. They are dealing with their own personality as well as the other people they have physically and spiritually connected themselves too. The person you could be laying with could be full of the devil and now ... You are too. "/. How can this be avoided. Do it God's way. Just wait. Save sex until marriage. Sex is a beautiful thing it's fun it's exciting when done God's way. God knows how it feels and what it does. He created it ! But he also put boundaries in place because He knows what can happen when people get careless with it. TROUBLE TROUBLE ( Dollar Bill voice ). The good news is this doesn't have to be you. If you haven't already engaged in sexual activity then don't. Save it for your husband or wife. If you have.... Don't do it anymore. Ask God to discipline you to wait and take away the desire because it's definitely hard to stop wanting something that is good to you after you've had it. Take your pick. Either run the risk of sleeping with THE ENEMY or waiting and being in the Ark of safety in marriage.

You seem like a loser

Didn't read. Fagot lives w his mom. Lol. Fuck ur mom then write a blog about it.loser.

Strap up am shoot for gold

If she didn't enjoy it the first time, played it off, and wants to go again, she either givin you the benefit of the doubt that you'll be better not wasted, or she literally just wants a cock in her. Either way isnt horrible.

Jjust lock your door or somethin so you moms don't walk in on ya lmao

Thread of 2015...face down.

"you live with your mom, you don't get sex, your ugly Scottish and probably ginger''

Creased, I think that's a definitive yes, ''hit it''

I also have a Machop pokemon card which I hold sentimental value for, I could probably name you most of the recent X Factor winners and have pretty bad circulation.

It's not always easy being the EtHer.

She didn't come over in the end. I had a wank to my Machop pokemon card and cried myself to sleep....LIKE A BOSS.

Btw lmao at not even remembering I wrote this shit. I was there drunk dialling Netcees or some gay shit.

Haha.

Um

Wanker

You know how I know you're gay @EtH ?

When I fucked you in the ass I reached around and you were hard on some pleasure shit

Please don't

lmao @EtH the boss...he be on that dirt person shit and doesn't give a fuck what anyone thinks.

^^^^^^lol