Rnd1 - Bags vs. Frank - {Bags wins by way of Frank being a cross.dressing Maya Angelou poem biting faggot. tbc.}
 

The Fall Brawl

Line Limits - 10 Min / 20 Max
If not agreed upon in check ins, you must match the first drop.
All other rules apply (biting/feeding/recycling/yadayada)

Any and all swaying will be promptly deleted, and you will lose 3 votes for every offence. You have ONE second chance to stop being a bitch, then you're banned from every tourney I run from here on out. You'll also lose your spot in this one.

DUE DATE IS 10/15/15 @ 11:59 PCT / 2:59 EST

Need anything, let me know.

@Bags @Frank aka Cherry

Going 20

Lol FOH frank u are horrible at battling.

Don't make me go in my bag you piece of shit

@Frank @Bags

due tomorrow night

Aiyo` I'm abouta body bag bags, throw me the chalk dun. Fuck that - Lets talk guns....
Hand Glock, Double Barrel, Ruger, Rifle - GO HEAD - Pick 1 -
I got gun bars that'll make bags house look like the shooting range Diode posted pics of.
BANG BANG BANG THESE AIN'T WATER GUNS MAYNE
his pistol drip liquid, he fill his shit up, sick, he prolly piss in it
Then some little G be like "Gimme it!!"
Super soak him in a golden shower with a XP 150 on some Bart Simpson shit
ROFLMMAO
Took off his scalp - with the hook to his scalp
Now.. Whoever said bags was a monster' meant to say... that dude mugged' looken like Alf ROFL
I'm fit as shit, I got a 6 pack - Baggot GTFOH LIKE YOU LIVING JACCKCKED!!!!!! u skinnyfat
his HITT workout consists of: 10 minutes of lifting delicious snacks -
My bullets fire with enough high intensity to burn away at his jiggling rippling flab like a six cylinder dillinger blast
IT IS A WRAP FUCKA body bag
AIYO Knuckle - where my hockey bag?????!!!!
Adjacent to my hockey mask!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
16,000+ posts?? that shit is disturbing - the jury is out... this is the verdict:
Kid is a hermit: A shell of his former self LMAO, That idioms perfect
Looking like a fucking idiot, filming himself in front of his shitty curtains
if I put anymore damper on Bags spirit, that faggot might get frazzled and sizzle his circuits
Bags is such a miserable person......his significance is worthless' - he begs to differ?
well didn't he also beg his way into the hall of fame like some pathetic nigga
Can't get inducted into the Hall of Fame on his own merits nigga
Hilarious how I'm calling him MY Nigga like his hoe ass incested sister
AY LISTEN I ain't taking out no more student loans for this semester nigga
YOU DON'T SEE ME CALLING YOU LIKE
"U loaned your style....Now pay your dividends to resin nigga"
BAGS getting bodied by a singing nigga
I'm deaden that prick.... look at his avy....bret michales...richie and rick.
DIDN'T YOU HEAR THEY BROKE UP?
You got your motherfucking Wigsplit

CTRL+ALT+DLT
lol @ you Sheep.



Mark collected government paychecks, away from the workaday freaks.
$555 a week, enough to pay for WiFi and all the ho-ho’s he could eat.
He hacked for a fee. Went past meta-crypts to steal megabits
and only accepted BitCoin to hide the income from his case specialist.
Known online as ‘Crackpot’, he did well of it. He had e-stacks printed,
enough to buy a black tinted laptop with the slick matte finish.
Cyber sleuth. Had his custom avators and ‘gaia’ troupes on his hard drive
(his had the custom tailored tiger suit). All in all, an odd guy.
As a pastime he’d try to find the ‘truth’ in archives;
like 9/11 clues, hidden apartheids. He’d often laugh at the sheep
from his swivel chair. “I bet you all think you’re actually free,
while the Rothchild illuminati controls every action you see.”
Surfed AboveTopSecret.com. Being right fueled him in topics and threads,
daily. He had trouble finding news and theories he hadn’t already read
lately. Until he found one post with a thousand replies plus,
written by the handle ‘Knowles’. He read, caught with surprised lust;

“CHURCH OF THE CELL”
http://phys.org/news/2013-06-physici...retically.html
“Greetings. I am Reverend Knowles, and above is the tome
of the Church of the Cell. We wish to welcome you home.
You may be skeptical, but this is at the very root of the lives that you drew.
We have over 100 members, keen, with an eye for the truth.
Do you want to know the meaning of life? Contact this line if you do; 1-323-903-6972”

The idea was unique. Plus the subscribers co-signed with his ‘think’.
Mark was behooved to listen. The separatist view aligned with his mission
to prove the populous wrong. He eventually moved and was living
with the topics’ nubile admissions. He read the pamphlets over incense,
as was standard for the 'Imprint.' They rarely saw the prophet Knowles,
and instead recited his objective goals. ‘Reject the common known
paradigm.’ ‘Look towards the salvation.’ ‘You’re a steam of digits, honed.’
‘This is your home.’ and ‘We share the mind.’ The digital text spoke
of an endgame. Mark read every psalm with a confident grin.
Hooked. He’d found all of the win, bypassing the crowd in their din.
Looking forward to the truth, his...

Hair coiffed, angled. Crisp, the smile of a model with hazel eyes,
as he exited his squared off chambers and uncapped bottle of maple rye.
Reverend Knowles. He assumed the pulpit in a heavy set of robes,
took a breath, then let it go.
“Welcome!” to the crowded pews, to each successive row.
“As you know, our very cells hold computerized self-correcting code,
and on our collective road we finally arrive, tonight, at our compression goal.”
He lifts his glass, causing the congregated mass to follow,
each containing maple rye and a dissolvable tab to swallow.
“Drink with me! To rapture! Together, as enlightened, connected souls.”
Mark drank his with a smile. Eyes closed as the concoction hit his teeth.
As the poison made him nod out, right before it’d get to his heart
he was assured of his route, like the dozens by him. And before he’d give to the sleep
he cracked one last smile at all those idiot sheep still living in the dark

aight so did the topicalist try a battle verse and the "battler" attempt a topical?

Bags you're unneeded on the battle scene.



Bags is such a miserable person......his significance is worthless' - he begs to differ?
well didn't he also beg his way into the hall of fame like some pathetic nigga

vs


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Vote: Frank...


LOL at this though. Both yall slow

lmao

Bags with the body bag, tbh.

Wouldn't be surprised if he took this 9-0.

Frank having textual PTSD right now.

Gone

Vote bags

Lmfao

Vote bags for the lulz

im not going to lie i came into this thread with the expectation i would quote a few of franks bars and act wowed just enough to make it look like i wasn't voting for bags out of friendship i planned to say that this was a close battle and could of gone either way but i had bags winning it by a small margin v-bags but after reading bags verse and not reading franks i have to admit that this was a close battle and could of gone either way but i had bags winning it by a small margin

v-bags

franks hermit shit was pretty nice though, i thought

Bags verse confused the fuck outta me tbh
If I'm missing something here plz explain

dead

so fucking gone

Dead

Ok so this basically should have been a audio. Cus frank came with his non experienced short hand text shit as a topical writer an wrote a diss verse and bags being the lovable cunt that he is decided to upstage him. Considering this lyrics to a diss audio then this is a good battle but a good battle bags took hands down. Like seriously @Bags but tell me im wrong that this wasnt how you were responding.

Either way whether how i thought or based on the stale short hand everything is played wordplay text game we all do bags won.

But frank and bags get more credit if i have read between the lines correct.

Vote bags and vote you both audio this shit

*edit* im drunk but i proof read this shit n it made sense to me. If it doesnt to you, i advise you go drink an reread it

And you call yourself a AWOL regular.

For shame.

Lol I thought this was a dissing battle not trolling tourney