lmao drunken AMA with Lars
 

you know how these things work


fire away

when's the last time you shit your pants

just spent waaaauyyy too much on horror

got hone drunk, bought an Indian Freddie Krueger glove

spent £40 on a jodorowsky box set

got like £150 in shit from my German connect

no fucks given
datshitcray

lmao forr real I've skid marks in some gym jogging bottoms

ab crunches make me shit like crazy when I get home

prob a week and half if that counts?

roflzzz

just called my boy @MMLP trolling to tell him my bro in law has ran off with a black chick called Monique who lives above a shop
roflzzzz

Nah dog. I'm talking at minimum you sharted and had to change undies. but prefer to hear about full on turdage

Have u ever masterbated in public?

lmaooooo it's been a while


prob a bus journey home after gym

the bus stopped at EVERY fucking stop along the way

ppl taking entirely long to get the fuck off that shit

literally ran upstairs and filled the pan

diarrhoea everywhere

don't think I entirely soiled my keks but it was close

It came out like a volcanos yo

that butch ERUPTED out the ass

fuck

stank to high heaven to

got lucky that day

roflzzz

lmao when I was a teenager o jumped the fence, stole a neighbours underwear, literally whacked it stood in her garden with her pants on my face


been jacked off outside a pub against a wall before, got all scratched on my arse where the brick building had scraped against it

LOOOOOL


dope. I got so wasted once I woke up in my jeans with shit all over my ass. walked in the bathroom and got sucker punched with the harshest shit stench of all time.. apparently I musta been barfing in the toilet and just had diarrhea all over myself/floor/the side of the sink.

it happens to us all

early prepubescent shit yo

@MMLP this happened to my boy a few years back

he passed out in the snow, shit EVERYWHERE

This bouncer guy got hold his phone

Me and my boys had been. Ringing to see if he was okay the next day

this bouncer answers the phone like "I've got the cell, come meet me if you want it" the next day

when we eventually meet up with him to get the cell back, the bouncer had taken PICTURES of the state MMLP was in!!!! Ahahhahaa

face down in the snow, arse out, completely covered in shit all over his jeans

it was amazing

before we even got chance to hand MMLP his phone back, we carried on drinking that night and a friend accidentally gave some chick the cell to type her number in

the phone was never seen again

I'd have loved to have seen the bitch face when she went through the pics though AHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!

mmlp my goon though

I'm like "you gonna help me fuck this bich the up?"

"You know I've got your back"


respect

If you could ask one question to Jesus, what would it be?

id like to say something poignant but it would most prob be "have you ever watched a Serbian film?" or some shit before I proceeded to make him sit through it

just being real

do you like any movies that aren't considered disturbing?

should I try out for DontFlop

Huehuehue

Have you ever done LSD before? And if so, have you ever ate mushrooms at the same time? Sup tho.

No it doesn't. That literally has never happened to me, ever. But I honestly do have this weird thing I do when I'm drunk. When I black out, I take all my clothes off and sit on the toilet with a folded nàpkin at my feet, directly under my mouth. As if it'll catch it all.


I do have a story àbout coming back from Canada and having absinthe for the first time. I ended up on my bathroom floor, sitting upright against the tub, fully clothed, but while looking at the toilet 1 foot to my right, I decided it was entirely too far to reach and threw up all over my legs. I had to crawl out of my jeans and underwear in the bathroom and literally crawled to my bed, but slept on the floor next to it. This was after señor frogs had a 67 ounce "big azz beer" served in a giant novelty beer bottle. I remember being excited that the pissers were giant mouths, and I pissed all over the lips instead.

Anyway, I woke up and couldn't feel my thumb...and I went on not feeling my thumb for like a legit four months. True fucking story.

Oh yeah, how do you HONESTLY feel about yourself now? Are you where you feel you should be?
@sraL