Week 8: Contendership Match - Lotto Smirk vs. puravida - ( Puravida Wins)
 

Due Wednesday Midnight

Rebuttal? @Lotto Smirk

fuck it. let's go

uppercut to his noodle hit so hard, it'll be damaged forever
literally...leaving his face on the glove like the hamburger helper

Been riding YDK hard, he was left scarred n caused him trauma
cus he enjoyed the spa but it went to far when u tried to suck him off in the sauna

V/ pura

Lotto your quote to bar reference didnt work . it was weak. honestly it felt too basic and didnt pack a punch

pura, i like the wp noodle, hamburger face on a glove.
it was good but yet still basic.
had to give to pura purely on content working out better.

Lotto was too straight forward and just went with a weird spa/sauna line that was kind of a reach

Pura had a good bar

B/ vida

Lotto's setup didn't correlate with his closer imo. When I read it I approached it as "spa treatment" and not just "spa". I liked the closer but felt the bar was incomplete.

That said, I've seen that hamburger helper flip done numerous times, and there wasn't anything fresh to differentiate itself from the others. I have pura winning not because his bar was exceptional but because Lotto's was subpar. Lotto should have won this.

v-puravida

spar = spa?
I think it's a bit of a stretch

v/vida

Hamburger helper been done an infinite amount of times...and this one was the same as the last million...

Lottos was wack...


V. Neither should be in a champ match tbh

Vote vida... barely