highschool habits die hard
 

So there's some shit on Facebook with a few people that I graduated with trying to set up a 10 year class reunion. Everybody's like "o shit I feel so old" and "I can't believe how fast times flies" and the standard bullshit.
I'm like "I can't help I'm too unorganized for that shit but I'll come and get drunk"

Then this bitch posts

A bitch that we gave the nickname mafisha (Marissa) because she stunk all through middle school an shit. She was annoying as fuck forever
Like fat ugly stinky with the confidence of a fuckin goddess
She really needed to be brought down a few bugs

Anyways
She posts like " O wow where did all the time go!?"
And I instantly respond "looks like you waist you fat bitch"

Now
This is ten fuckin years after we graduated
We're supposed to be grown an shit

She's married (poor guy) with kids, so am I, so are most of the class

But I automatically responded calling this cunt a fat bitch the first time I even hear her name in ten years
I almost felt bad
But I was like
Fuck it, the bitch needed to be reminded of her place in our school

So I left it there

Waiting for a response now

@Genocide

Ur a loser.

Bitch trying to play it off

"Lol you always were funny. How have you been"

No bitch, fuck away from the class reunion.

Nobody wants you there stench

How ironic....

Seriously?

@Joe Metts here is another example for you

Shit just got deleted

Dammit

Fuck it, she remembers me. We'll see if she's still a cunt at the reunion

I thought this was the tittle of your next book

I think you all underestimate the level of cunt this cunt is/was at

She deserves much worse

Think about tho ydk

Sit down in your flea market chair you bought at a yard sale and listen.

You are on here talking about a girl no one here knows. And you go on
How shes a cunt and deserves this and how your not a triple stacked
Bacon flavored loser. Yada yada. Do you see the irony tho?


YOU MADE A THREAD ABOUT A BITCH YOU DONT PARTICULARLY CARE ABOUT BUT IN REALITY NO ONE HERE CARES ABOUT YOU.


let it soak in bro

Double the irony then with it being you talking about people not being cared about lmao

i think ydk has a crush on her! HAHAHAHA DO YOU LIKE HER, YDK? IF SO WHY DON'T YOU MARRY HER THEN LMAO

talking to all your big bad Text Rap buddies about calling her waistband a CUNT but really you have a secret shrine. a secret shrine with a statue of her made out of the waistbands of her yoga pants you cut off when you snuck into her apartment when no one was there. you sly dog you just ask her to the prom unless you're a PUSSY

Maybe I fuckin do! Maybe I did go all Helga from hey Arnold and build a fuckin bubblegum statue enshrining her dashingly good use of pimple cream and mascara! Maybe I will ask her to prom too! You don't fuckin know me dancake YOU DONT FUCKIN KNOW MEEEE

you ruined it.

but srsly this seems like a real dick move.

NOT ONLY THAT, but who even comments earnestly on facebook anymore? that is not the place to hash out High School pettiness. it's a bad look.

I never got that "two people hate each other so much that they must like each other". How the fuck do you guys get girls? I don't remember KOing a bitch cause I liked her tits.

I get girls by creating dope GraphiX for my internet signature.

Out of sheer habit tbh
I'm use to talkin to you faggots
I'm use to calling her fat
Then they combined together on Facebook the instant I saw her reply
She took it on the chin as always, I gotta laugh as always
Nothing more

I'm kind of happy now that my gfx skills have been called dope. Cheers mate.

I dislike your general being-aliveness.