LMAO JUST SENT THIS TEXT TO THE FIRST 5/6 PPL IN MY CONTACTS. DO IT/POST RESULTS
 

what would you do if you reaaaaally fancied someone and you slept with them for the first time and they shat the bed getting it all over you?


LOOOOL

No idea, my mindset wud probably be, I'm the last person to judge. U?


LMAOOOOOO @ IM THE LAST PERSON TO JUDGE ANYONE

GOOD FUCKING LUCK WITH THAT FAGGOT ATTITUDE

LOOOOOOL

Prob just rip the covers off my bed and drag her in the shower with me and fuck her again. #bossmode


LMAO THE DIFFERENCE IN OPINION BETWEEN MY BLACK AND WHITE FRIENDS ARE HILARIOUS TO ME

This would not go over well for me if I tried it. If bein honest.

my mom just texted this back:

"Roy, did you mean to send that to me? #Ewwwww"


Now I'm just waiting to see what gam gam says, this should be good.

I would ask ''WTF happened, explain...''

I dont have that many friends so i sent it to the 3 people i like and to the gug who gave me his business card today

My mom using hashtags mortifies me.

First response in....

Shit on there door step..

Lmao this is killin me reading these responses

I only have 3 contacts.

My wife: divorce you and tell your mother.

I'd clean her up put her in a nappie then rub peanut butter all over my balls an get her to lick them clean

I only have two contacts.






and they are in my eyes.

'I'd say money well spent'

I love my friends.

@Amen