Just spent my last
 

Just spent my last 330 pounds or close to 500 dollers to you yanks in 20 minutes. About two weeks before pay day. Totally gutted

Why

Because i was having a dumb as fuck moment

Ok I'll bite: on what?

Oh yeah that was a vital bit of info. Blackjack

Want me to PayPal you some dough?

Um yes?

200 pounds gets you 220 back end of month. Your shout. Thats wonga rates right there.

lmao I ain't looking to drop £200 mid month for a £20 return, sorry bruh!

I get paid the 28th

Send me your PayPal if you're still stuck then and I'll send some across.

Respect the president

damn famo

I know this feel. Dear God, do I know this feel.

Oh lets have a fun bit of gambling. I've been on a losing streak therefore I will win tonight because that's how life works. Hello dealer how's it going I'll be tipping you handsomely ($1 every few hands!) if you let me win money thanks. Ok 4 10 against an ace that's alright HIT...6! Very dope hopefully you don't have a face card or a 10 lol....nope! Haha a 4 for you! Give me my money here in a second get the chips ready...Ace. Okay, that's a 5 or 15 not too good faggot! And finally a...6!? LOL NICE RUSE OL' CHAP. Ok ok first hand who cares lets double down the previous bet, recoup some money. Twenty!!!!! Nice, going to be able to be unpoor soon, great. Another ace for you? Odd. Oh, blackjack. That's cool. I'll just...

Cut to two hours, three atm trips, a few shots and beers later..


HIT ME YOU FUCK. "You have 18 against a 6 showing, you sure?" LOL NICE TRY DOUCHE. HIT ME. Busts. Drive around Fargo while drunk aimlessly, thinking what I should get for food. Order 2 chalupas, 2 soft tacos, 2 nachos from Taco Bell. Get home. Forgot to give me one nacho.

Fin~

@Amen