Just landed in Michigan
 

Had a driver pick me up. Had a sign with my name on it. Dude walks faster than I jog. Opened the door for me. I feel like John McClain flying into Los Angelas with Argon, only this dude is Turkish and isn't playing Run DMC. Up here for a funeral. Girl's family is in shambles. I went through it a decade ago. Hurts seeing people you care about go through it when you know how much it does.

Not visiting Eminem's house... unfortunately. She told me it's like a past time around here to ride by there. Like, 'we're bored, let's ride by Em's'.

I'll be limited due to circumstances, but... suggestions?

Become a vigilante

It's pretty much gotham in Detroit

So John McClain, basically.

I need a wife beater and to pick up smoking. Carl Winslow isn't leaving this city in one piece.

I was born in Flint and have a lot of family in Michigan. That's my contribution to this topic. Congratulations on your jogging.

i take it you are in the detroit area?

I wanted to go threw the abandoned parts an jus pick through shit to see what type of stuff they owned. I'm weird tho

I flew into Detroit. Staying in Flushing at her brother the doctor's place. Seems like an annoying prick.

how bout u sucka WEINER

That's a given.

ok.

I asked the Turk if he wanted to listen to some tunes. He put top 40 on.

He's not getting a tip.

you should go eat at

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MOM'S SPAGHETTI

He looks ready to drop bombs.

REPS 4 REED

And the obsession with eminem continues

Damn u white america

Punch Jim harbaugh in the dick

I heard Detroit has a booming agricultural hub

he opens his mouth, but spaghetti won't come out!!