The lady upstairs accidentally killed her dog
 

Left the dog on the back deck and it fucking cooked to death. I hear her bawling upstairs. Her foreigner boyfriend is shaking and holding his stomach like a bitch.

And they want me to bury the joint in a shallow grave out back.

All I can think of is wanting to shoot my gun. The dog was annoying as fuck, but that's definitely one of the shittiest ways to pass away.

God damn bro. Lol.. I mean I'm not loling cuz of the dog dying.. but how u put it.

What a piece of shit

Shoot her

they want YOU to bury it?

That's what I got out of it.^

They ain't finna touch that dead carcass.. get the black man to do it.

i'd shoot that bitch and her island-hopping fucking boyfriend and put them in that grave before they made me do that shit.

you wanna murder your animal? figure out the aftermath yourself.

yeah...as irony would have it, i was working as a vet tech when i met the lady upstairs, and i assisted in the euthanizing of her severely sick cat. i've been drunk with her a few times back when she lived across the street from me and gushed about how my calm manner helped keep her together during the whole process of putting her cat to sleep.


now, i'm living in the basement apartment below her (this is day 8 btw) and her favorite dog died.


mr. coolbreeze (me) comes home from work and her boyfriend is in the back yard digging the most pathetic grave i've ever seen, and she's pulling out of the driveway hysterically crying. turns out she was headed to the store to get booze, understandably.

but i guess when i said "if you're gonna be driving, you need to keep it together," it triggered the whole "oh Phil can bury the dog," idea in her head.


bitch came back, with a bag full of wine and a face swollen with grief. i think she's fucked for life. i'll put the little one in the hole for her. meaning, her dog in the ground.

Only read first paragraph of 0hil last post an....what I've gathered is that he gets drunk w this bitch an then they kill her animals together for fun so.......uh yea I don't find it odd she asked u to bury the dog.....prolly got a whole granimals graveyard out back as is. Bury the dog phil.

god DAMN ANTHONY you're just SO FUCKING COOL!



and like...ALL THE TIME TOO!!!

Is this not a discussion?

Sheesh

Repped

Pet Cemetery, NCG edition.

I would take pics, but I have a feeling they'll be watching me do it. The camera flash would certainly give it away

this^^^^

fuck dumb cunt

Yo, but for real though...the dog is in a pillow case on the dinner table.

Dead.

Dog, In times like these it's always good to bring some comedic relief. So I understand.

Dude wtf... God this makes me sick. It's like that person that leaves their kid in the car. No matter how "good" of a person you are, you don't do that shit. I was just sayin last night (after an hour went by since we left the house) "Yo I wish we could text the dog and ask what's goin on" and I was serious. You can't forget about that shit

But Phil I am so sorry you have to live below the madness

U wish u could text the dog?

Too soon bro